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April 10, 2026
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"Andy Samberg as Male Cheerleader"
"Jake Goldberg as Greg Feder"
"Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff"
"Jackie Sandler as Jackie Tardio"
"Cameron Boyce as Keithie Feder"
"Patrick Schwarzenegger as Frat Boy Cooper"
"Aly Michalka as Sexy Bikini Girl Savannah"
"David Spade as Marcus "Higgy" Higgins"
"Nick Swardson as Nicholas "Nick" Hilliard"
"Stone Cold Steve Austin as Dennis Cavanaugh"
"Chris Rock as Kurtis "Kurt" McKenzie"
"Adam Sandler as Leonard "Lenny" Feder"
"Salma Hayek as Roxanne "Roxie" Chase-Feder"
"Kevin James as Erickson "Eric" Lamonsoff"
"Steve Buscemi as Wiley"
"David Henrie as Frat Boy Zac"
"Kelly-Marie Kerr - Clara"
"Kim Chan - Chon Wang and Chon Lin's father"
"Gemma Jones - Queen Victoria"
"Tom Wu - Lead Boxer Liu"
"I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin' me out."
"I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?"
"Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money."
"And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me."
"I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet."
"[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!"
"Jackie Chan - Chon Wang (stand-in by Vladimir Chaloupka)"
"Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!"
"That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?"
"Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?""
"I call that my kung pow chicken."
"[as it starts raining] Oh, this country blows."
"Who loves you, baby?"
"Owen Wilson - Roy O'Brannon (doubled by Jimmy N. Roberts)"
"You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!"
"[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!"
"Henry O as Royal Interpreter"
"Yu Ronggauang as Imperial Guard (as Ron Guang Yu)"
"Eric Chen as Imperial Guard (as Eric Chi Cheng Chen)"
"Walton Goggins as Wallace"
"Kate Luyben as Fifi"
"Jason Connery as Calvin Andrews"
"Simon R. Baker as Little Feather (doubled by Marny Eng)"
"Yuen Biao as Saloon Fighter (uncredited)"
"Lucy Liu as Princess Pei-Pei (doubled by Marny Eng)"
"Brandon Merrill as Falling Leaves"
"Xander Berkeley as Marshal Nathan Van Cleef"
"Owen Wilson as Roy O'Bannon / Wyatt Earp"
"Roger Yuan as Lo Fong"
"Garvin Cross (stunts)"