"You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!"

"[as it starts raining] Oh, this country blows."

"That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?"

"Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "R…"

"I call that my kung pow chicken."

"[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don'…"

"I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet."

"[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!"

"Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!"

"Who loves you, baby?"