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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Jason Statham – Bacon"
"Kiersten Warren - Claire O'Mara"
"Colin Linden - Father Scot"
"Irwin Keyes - Wheezy Joe"
"Isabell O'Connor - Judge Marva Munson"
"Jack Kyle - Ollie"
"Wendle Josepher - Miles' Receptionist"
"Stacey Travis - Bonnie Donaly"
"Tom Aldredge - Herb Myerson"
"Jonathan Hadary - Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy"
"Julia Duffy - Sarah Batista O'Flanagan Sorkin"
"Billy Bob Thornton - Howard D. Doyle"
"Richard Jenkins - Freddy Bender"
"Paul Adelstein - Wrigley"
"Edward Herrmann - Rex Rexroth"
"Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch"
"Geoffrey Rush - Donovan Donaly"
"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin Hamilton Rexroth Doyle Massey"
"George Clooney - Miles Massey"
"A romantic comedy with bite."
"Engage the enemy."
"[Pointing to Rex Rexroth] I introduced her to that silly man."
"I am a baron you silly man!"
"Has any one got some bones?"
"You should have seen this coming you Australian piece of shit!"
"I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times."
"Explain this away, darling!"
"Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when she's the richer party."
"[Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself] Told him it was no go..."
"Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag"
"You didnt tell me they had a hard-on for anus africanus!"
"[repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!"
"You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch."
"I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it."
"Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!"
"Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham."
"Sorry. I'm not omniscient."
"You fascinate me."
"Danny John-Jules – Barfly Jack"
"Sting (musician) – J.D. (Eddy's Dad)"
"Vas Blackwood – Rory Breaker"
"Stephen Marcus – Nick the Greek Hagiliassis"
"Tony McMahon – John"
"Huggy Leaver – Paul"
"Steve Sweeney – Plank"
"Frank Harper – Dog"
"P.H. Moriarty – "Hatchet" Harry Lonsdale"
"Peter McNicholl – Little Chris"
"Lenny McLean – Barry the Baptist"
"Vinnie Jones – Big Chris"