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April 10, 2026
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"Jean Wilson - State Supervisor"
"Johnson West - Counselor Puckett"
"Hugh Sinclair - Counselor Sparks"
"Larry Black - Mr. Tipton, the Head Counselor of Kamp Kikikee"
"Buck Ford - Attorney Elliott Diate"
"Andy Woodworth - Pennington"
"Richard Speight, Jr. - Brooks"
"Eddy Schumacher - Counselor Ross Stennis"
"Todd Loyd - Chip Ozgood"
"Jacob Vargas - Butch "Too Cool" Vargas"
"Danny Capri - Danny Simpson"
"Scott Menville - Crutchfield"
"Patrick Day - Bobby Wayne"
"Daniel Butler - Eddie (Chef #2)"
"Gailard Sartain - Jake (Chef #1)"
"Lyle Alzado - Bronk Stinson, Krader's Foreman"
"Iron Eyes Cody - Old Indian 'Chief St. Cloud'"
"John Vernon - Sherman Krader, the Head of the "Krader Mining Company""
"Victoria Racimo - Nurse St. Cloud"
"Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell"
"[after her third dog dies] Oh, COME ON!"
"Chad Lindsey - Dr. Perfect"
"[placidly dusts framed photos, suddenly drops one] FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"
"Dana Gould - Jeff"
"Hamilton von Watts - Laurent"
"Eric Stonestreet - Dr. Benson"
"Ron Mathews - Stevie"
"When that doctor walked in my fear melted like ... snow in a ... melter."
"Jeffery Roberson - Varla / Marla"
"Clinton Leupp - Coco (as Coco Peru)"
"Jack Plotnick - Evie"
"Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."
"Thank you, sir! My pimp and I appreciate your business!"
"[glancing down at beeper] Oh, fooey, I'm going to be late for my love game!"
"I AM woman! ERA now!"
"[in her movie Asteroid] Accordin' to my calculat-er, the asteroid will penetrate the ass-mosphere in 15 minutes!"
"You know, they offered me that commercial for Depends. Lot of money, too! Just one little problem: I don't shit my pants."
"So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy style and your name is Barker!"
"[puts in false teeth, glass eye, and puts wig on] Hello, gorgeous!"
"Barbara Barrie - Harriet Benjamin"
"Craig T. Nelson - Capt. William Woodbridge"
"P. J. Soles - Pvt. Wanda Winter"
"Hal Williams - Sgt. L.C. Ross"
"Lee Wallace - Mr. Waxman"
"Alan Oppenheimer - Rabbi"
"Albert Brooks - Yale Goodman"
"Harry Dean Stanton - 1Sgt. Jim Ballard"
"Mary Kay Place - Pvt./2LT. Mary Lou Glass"
"Sam Wanamaker - Teddie Benjamin"
"Robert Webber - Col. Clay Thornbush"