"Doug: Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me."

"Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? [winks] Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union."

"Trying is having the intention to fail. You've got to scrap that word from your vocab. Say you're gonna do it and you will."

"Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!"

"Totally... Totes McGotes."

"No. No means no!"

"Luis Guzman as Jumper"

"John Cothran Jr. as Tweed"

"Sasha Alexander as Lucy Barnes"

"Sean O'Bryan as Ted"

"Fionnula Flanagan as Tillie"

"Molly Sims as Stephanie"

"Terence Stamp as Terrence Bundley"

"Danny Masterson as Rooney"

"Rhys Darby as Norman"

"John Michael Higgins as Nick"

"Bradley Cooper as Peter"

"Maile Flanagan as Janet"

"Zooey Deschanel as Allison"

"Jim Carrey as Carl Allen"

"Yes to victory."

"Yes to adventure."

"Yes is the new no! Start learning to say yes to life today!"

"What were you doin' in my car, you idiot?!"

"You're dead, Carl. You say "no" to life and therefore, you're not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You're stuck in the same dead-end job you've had for years. You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend. And you lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs. And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui, you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. Am I right, Carl?"

"Okay, If the molehill won't come to Terrence … then Terrence will come to the molehill."

"The word is Yes! say it a million times, say it a million more times, and the word you'd've said two-million times is… [Audience:] YES!"

"Life! We are all living it — or are we?"

"How do I know if anything you did was because you wanted to or because you were following some goddamn program?"

"I know our music isn't that mainstream — I love doing it. It's like my photography. I know there isn't that much demand for blurry photographs taken while running — but ... you know, who cares? The world's a playground! You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it."

"I can't put my finger on you. You're unpredictable. Kind of mysterious."

"Don't call me past 11pm, it won't happen again. Happened once, it happened twice, it happened three times, maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe, maybe it happened six times, but it won't happen seven times. I'm not your late night booty call. Don't call me past 11 PM, it won't happen again. You can call me at 10:59 but don't call me at 11 — cause that's my rule now."

"Okay, maybe's fine. I like maybe."

"The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I said yes to things, and got involved with people, then sooner or later they'd find out I'm not enough. I didn't think I had anything to share. But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I want to share it with you."

"Terrence, Don't freak out..."

"Not possible!"

"Well, it's been a nice run. I might get shit-canned, Norm. Anyway, don't worry about it — I'm sure it will lead to something good."

"She's spontaneous. She's ballsy. She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care. She's the complete opposite of me."

"You ever had a Red Bull? I've never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night — I really like Red Bull."

"I got blisters on my fingers!"

"Hey, I'm just saying "yes" to life — 'cause — you gotta say "yes" to life. I'm in a secret conevant! ... that sounded naughty!"

"Oh come on! You're already half-way through. Just snap it off, already!"

"Yes always leads to something good." "Never avoid opportunities. They may come in any form."

"Hey Carl, do you wanna give all your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him burn up your phone battery so that you can't call Triple-A when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea! Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!"

"Hakim Abdulsamad - Moustafa "Moose" Hakeem Jones"

"Brenda Haynes - Mrs. Stewart"

"Christian Haas - Molly Stewart"

"Ivan Green - Mr. Stewart"