"[During a typical Wile E Coyote and Road Runner chase, the speeding object of the coyote's chase stops, revealing it to be Bugs Bunny] Hi! I suppose you're expecting the Road Runner. Well, he sprained a giblet cornering a sharp curve the other day. So, uh, I'm standing in for him. Uh oh! Here comes that old coyote now! Better get on me horse! Meep! Meep! [runs off]"

"You know, it's amazing the trouble this joker goes through to get a square meal. Eh, case in point... [he shows off Wile E.'s latest rabbit trap, which involves a boulder suspended above the ground by a rope, a seesaw and a rifle]"

"Here we go again! He doesn't give up easy, does he?"

"[as he times the coyote's run and Wile E appears] Yep! Here comes the old 5-15 now! Right on time!"

"Do you realize he almost hit this door?"

"[pretending to talk to the coyote over the phone] Hello. This is the telephone company. You haven't paid your telephone bill lately, so we're going to have to cut you off. Sorry. [cuts line with scissors; the coyote falls to the ground]"

"[last lines] The moral is, never get cut off in the middle of a long distance fall."

"[munches on a carrot] Well, Uh. Now, I wouldn't say that! [laughs]"

"[repeated line] Yosemite Sam of outer space!"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Robot ZX29B / Robot Ferret / Bugs Robot / Alien King."

"Ooh, I knew I shouldn't have sent ZX29B! He's the most stupidest robot I've got!"

"Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny."

"Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille as the Additional voices."

"Billy West as Porky Pig."

"Jeff Bennett as Yosemite Sam."

"[last lines of the short film] Very becoming, short stuff. Gives you that new look."

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Witch Doctor / I.C. Spots."

"[first lines; reading off the signs] "Hubba Hubba, one mile. Kuka Munga, one mile." Hm, well, I'll flip to see which way I go. Heads I go this way. Tails I go that way. [jumps up and lands with his tail in the air] Heh! Tails! I go that way."

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd. (uncredited)"

"Daws Butler as Cedric R. Burrows. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck."

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Usher / Lion."

"Great horney toads! A trespasser, gettin' footie prints all over my desert! Ya, mule! Ya-ya-ya! [the camel takes off, and Sam grabs his hat]"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Daffy Duck"

"Follow that rabbit! Giddy up! Come on camel, giddy up! giddy up! Ya, ya, ya, camel! Giddy up! Gid- When I say “Giddy up”, I Mean GIDDY UP![He whacks the camel with his rifle, causing the camel to flee]"

"[repeated line] WHEN I SAY "WHOA", I MEAN "WHOA"!"

"I wonder if he's stubborn enough to open all those doors. [explosion] Yep, he's stubborn enough."

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Tobacco Bug / The Captain / Sphinx / Eatimus Abuccus / Native / Giant Cannibal. (credited)"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Dopey Dick."

"[fighting and whacking Dopey Dick with a bat] Down! Down! Down, ya shark-toothed salmon!"

"Huh! Missed again, ya hammerhead halibut!"

"[after outsmarting Dopey Dick once again] Twenty years tryin' and ya missed me again! Ya shovel-nosed mackerel! No-good bushwhackin' barracuda!"

"[whacking Dopey Dick with a hammer] Back! Back! Back! Down, ya shark-livered varmint! [Dopey Dick retreats to the water] Danged ol' fin-flappin' flounder."

"[narrating, from his journal] A low tide and a high rock caused my predicament. The ship's supplies used up, my only food supply was a lowly coconut tree. Gatherin' coconuts was a problem, 'cause of a dangerous, man-eatin' shark named Dopey Dick."

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Telegram Boy"

"[last lines; breaking the fourth wall] I know this defies the Law of Gravity, but, you see, I never studied law!"

"John T. Smith as Evil Scientist. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Gossamer / Mouse."

"[while invisible] Well. [eats a carrot, gulps the orange meal and it falls down his throat and into his digestive system] That’s that!"

"[discovers Gossamer] Uh-oh. Think fast, rabbit. My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all. [sits the monster down and starts brushing its hair] Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people - Bobby pins, please - but the most interesting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent. [puts some dynamite on the monster's hair like rollers] Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure, but I'll be back before you're done. [leaves as the dynamite explodes, leaving a huge bald spot on the monster's head]"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Tasmanian Devil / Tasmanian She-Devil / Turtle"

"What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?"

"[last lines] All the woild loves a lover, but in this case, we'll make an exception."

"Robert C. Bruce as Narrator. (credited)"

"Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam."

"Gordon Hunt as Man in Audience, Movers and Director."

"Tedd Pierce as Thin Castaway (uncredited)"