"[last lines, after Taz holds a sign that says: “Please do not feed the animals”] Well, what do you know? I never thought he'd lose his appetite. Tsk, tsk, tsk... [laughs as cartoon irises out]"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Sheriff of Nottingham / Little John"

"[Bugs has knocked him silly over the head] Odd's fish? The very air abounds in kings!"

"It's about time someone shrunk his ego down to size!"

"Well. All's well that ends well. Good job! [shakes hands with the Instant Martians] It's been surreal! Nice to meet ya! [to K9] A pleasure!"

"[Introducing the dogs] Bill's Bunion is looking a little sore. Pneumatic Tire is rounding into shape. Father's Mustache is looking a little droopy. Motorman's Glove will have a hand in it. Bride's Biscuit is hard as a rock. Grandpa's Folly is out of it! He's being scratched!"

"The rabbit is now chasing the dogs! He steps on Bill's Bunion; he's out of it! He lands on Pneumatic Tire! The dog can't see; he's racing all over the track! He's headed for the wall! Ooh, Pneumatic Tire is flat!"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny"

"[After Bugs stopped the dogs, he sees the mechanical rabbit and tries to kiss it, but, he gets electrocuted, before it goes back in the box] Baby! This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship! [goes to kiss the mechanical rabbit, but, gets electrocuted once again]"

"Did you ever had the feeling you was being watched?"

"[laughs] That Yosemite Sam, what a character. What a maroon. [laughs] What a chicken-pickin' cotton-pluckin' guy."

"Billy Bletcher - Steve Brody"

"I'm glad you asked that, friend. It happened in 1886, when Steve Brody had a terrific run of luck...[chuckles] ... all bad! Then one day, an idea - he needed a good luck charm. But what? Right, a rabbit's foot! But where to find a rabbit in the big city? Nope, nowhere. He must go back to the woods, to the forest primeval, to Flatbush. And there he found the object of his search: a rabbit."

"[last lines] It just goes to show ya that a one-eyed jack rabbit can beat a king."

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Old Man / Little Pool Hall Man"

"[last lines] Not a bad act, but don't call us, we'll call you. And I can think of a few things I'd like to call him."

"[As Bugs disguised as Granny toss some stuff down] That dame's taken everything, but, the kitchen sink. [the kitchen sink as well] Don't forget the money, Emmy! [the safe gets thrown down and it crushes Sam]"

"Hey! This promises to be fun! Eh, so I'll be a monkey. [chatters]"

"Ya darn dude!"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Minister"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Hansel / Prince Charming"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Stork / Elvis Gorilla / Daffy Duck"

"Bea Benaderet - Witch Hazel, Gretel"

"Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue with this picture and... Confidentially, the film didn't exactly break! [holds up a pair of scissors]"

"June Foray - Mrs. Gorilla"

"[last lines] Boo-Hoo-Hoo! Always a bridesmaid but never a bride! Oh, Boo-Hoo-Hoo!"

"This looks like a job for the masked avenger! But, since he ain’t around, I guess I'll have to take care of it myself."

"[to a prince] You're looking for Snow White, this here's the story of Hansel and Gretel."

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Daffy Duck"

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny"

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd"

"What's up, Honorable Doc?"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Japanese Soldiers / Sumo Wrestler"

"[Last lines; an ending almost referencing Falling Hare, after managing to pull the lever that says air brakes which stops the plane in midair] Lucky for me, this thing had air brakes."

"Ya double crossers! I'm a-comin' back and I ain't comin' back to play marbles!"

"I'm through foolin' around! Now I'm gonna get serious!"

"[last lines, as he watches Sam fall] Uh-oh! He's heading right for the ammunition dump. [explosion] I've heard of Hell's Angels, but I never thought I'd see one. [sees Yosemite Sam's spirit, rising, and playing a harp]"

"Contact! Come on, plane, contact! Ooh, you stupid plane! I'll learn ya! When I say contact, I mean contact! [whacks the plane's propeller with a hammer, causing it to start spinning fast enough for the plane to run him over] Whoa, plane! Whoa! I said, Whoa, plane! C'mon, plane! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Sir Pantsalot / Usher / Announcer (voice)"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Tasmanian Devil / She-Devil / Crocodile"

"It is to laugh. [laughs]"

"If you're not Yeller, come on out and fight, wherever you are! [Bugs buzzsaws through Sam's plane] You'll pay for this!"

"[after knocking Porky out with a brick] Sorry, Smedley old buddy. You know, I just have to take his place. He's got a wife and six piglets."

"[taking rival knight, "Sir Pantselot"'s helmet off of his head] Look at the new Dick Tracy character, "Accordion-Head"."

"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire! I own a mansion and a yacht!"

"[disguised as Bugs Bunny] I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I'm not going to Alcatwaz!"

"It's about time that little Viking tried it again! [his timer goes off; Sam tries to dig through a pillar] Yep! Right on time!"

"Arthur Q. Bryan"

"I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!"