"[as the scene changes back to the present day, where Bugs Bunny is laying next to a tree] I'm glad I'm not young anymore, but, ya know, I bet Elmer and I were the youngest people who ever start chasing each other. [notices the little Wile E Coyote chasing the unhatched Road Runner] I could be wrong, ya know!"

"Me?! In there! Hardy-har-har! [runs away] Au revoir!"

"Say, where am I? One wrong turn off the Hollywood freeway and I end up in the theatre lobby!"

"Arthur Q. Bryan - Elmer Fuddle"

"Mel Blace - Bugs Bunny"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Baby-Faced Finster / Ant Hill Harry / TV Reporter / Sergeant / Clancy"

"[seeing Finster for the first time] Eh, what's up, uh, pediatrician?"

"No more classes, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks! Yahoo! Free summer vacation! Yahoo! Ya-Ya-Yahoo! Hey! Just an apple polishing minute! What is all this? Why, I haven't been in school, since I was a little bitty bunny... [hits a tree]"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck"

"[to Elmer] Say, what's the matter with you, anyway? Don't you even know a rabbit when ya see one?"

"Awfully unsporty of me, I know. But, what the hey! I gotta have some fun! And besides, it's really Duck Season."

"[after the Space Modulator blows up] Well. Back to the old drawing board."

"[first lines] Gads. What a night. I will never mix radish juice and carrot juice again."

"Arthur Q. Bryan - Elmer Fudd"

"[first lines of the cartoon; reading a book called "How to Photograph Wildlife"] "Then all you do is click the shutter, and presto! You have a fine picture of wildlife, suitable for framing." Golly, that sounds simple enough."

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Postal Employee / Game Commissioner / Guard / Southern Senator"

"[As he finds himself surrounded by delayed-action missiles] Ehh, could it be that I carried this thing too far? [the shells around him explode. Scene cuts to him in a cell in Alcatraz] Ehh. Could be!"

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Happy Rabbit. (uncredited)"

"[going insane] Wabbits. Wabbits. I'm goin' mad! WABBITS, I'M GOING CRAZY!!! [stomps on his camera] CAMEWA, WABBITS!!! WABBITS!!! [spots his book lying on the ground] "How to Photograph Wildlife". WILDLIFE, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WABBITS!!! WABBITS!!! WILDLIFE!!! [runs while laughing mad, before jumping into a lake; gurgling] Waaaa-wabbits. Waaaa-wabbits."

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny (as Brünnhilde)"

"[last lines] Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"

"Hey! Looks like I brought in a carrot gusher! [eats one of the carrots] Yeah, I know, I know...but anything can happen in 'Tex-ay-us'!"

"[singing to the tune of "Home on the Range"] Oh, give me a home / Where da billionaires roam / An' de oil and da cattlemen play / Wit dere gushin' oil wells / An' super hotels / An' count up dere money all day / An' dat ain't hay."

"[last lines] Hello, Bugs Bunny, Private Eyeball. Thugs thwarted, arsonists arrested, bandits booked, forgers found, counterfeiters caught and chiselers chiseled."

"Thurl Ravenscroft - the Black Hole (uncredited)"

"Jeff Bergman - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, and Porky Pig"

"Wait! Hold it! Ya didn't think I was gonna let it end that way, did ya?"

"Ya know something, Folks. This is the scariest part of the picture!"

"[narrating] It all began in a vast uncharted region of outer space, a whole flock of strange looking carrots drifting in space for billions of years were floating down toward the earth. But, I didn't know at the time, as far as I was concerned, it was just another typical day, except that I was late for work."

"[After The Night of the Living Duck at the end of the special.] Guess What, Folks. It's over!"

"[After The Duxorcist ended.] Eh. Next! The Night of the Living Duck! A story of a little black duck who learns that reading too many comic books can lead to monstrous consequences!"

"[After Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers ended.] Next on Bugs Bunny's Creature Features, Daffy gets a supernatural lesson in daving dos and don'ts in The Duxorcist!"

"Psst! Come here, doc! Guess what. You're entering another dimension. Welcome to a world where things aren't seldom what they seem. Come with us as the boundaries has common sense, the guidelines of good taste. That's the sign post up ahead. Next stop, Bugs Bunny's Creature Features! First, me in the Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers."

"I must be dreaming! It couldn't be this easy!"

"Arthur Q. Bryan - Elmer Fudd (as Siegfried)"

"How do you do? Oh. Allow me to introduce myself! My name is Coyote. Wile E. Coyote. Uh, I am a genius by trade."

"[Last lines, Inside the UNIVAC] Of course, the real beauty of this machine is that it has only one moving part."

"Ha, me thinks there's intruders in yon garden."

"Remember, garçon, the customer is always right! If it's rabbit Baby wants, rabbit Baby gets! [whistles and howls]"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny, Waiter, Bartender and Ray Milland"

"Arthur Q. Bryan - Elmer Fudd"

"Dave Barry - Humphrey Bogart"

"Carmen Miranda - herself"

"A free trip around the world? Well. Let’s go! What are we waiting for? Anchors away!"

"Ahoy there! What's up, doc?"

"[last lines, after Sam swims frantically away] I don't know what he's so excited about. [opens the door and sees a powder room] Talcum powder doesn't explode! [unfortunately, he was proven false when the ship blows up, sending the rabbit flying] Eh. I could be wrong ya know."

"Now, ya long-eared critter, I'm gonna make you pay- [Bugs throws a lit match similar to Buccaneer Bunny.] Oh no! [runs down to get the match.] Ya doggone idjit galut! You'll blow the ship to smithereenies! And if ya does that once more, I ain't a-goin' after it!"