Buddy Comedy Films

"Hey, Billy! I hear you got a lot of flocking birds."

"Rob Riggle as Travis and Captain Lippencott"

"[going through his extremely old mail left at his childhood home] Oh, look. An acceptance letter from Arizona State."

"Kathleen Turner as Fraida Felcher, Penny’s mother"

"Busy Philipps as Karen Googlestein"

"Jessica Cauffiel as Tori"

"Shawn Wayans as Kevin Copeland"

"[Marcus/Tiffany sprays him with mace] She don't know it yet... oh, but that's wifey right there."

"[while eating oysters] Tongue's kinda big."

"Jennifer Carpenter as Lisa"

"[after A Thousand Miles begins to play] How did you know? I love this song!"

"Marlon Wayans as Marcus Copeland"

"Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair."

"Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt."

"Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?"

"White meat only."

"What a beautiful chocolate man."

"I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer!"

"Someone get this jiggaboo away from me."

"Teach him how to say, "Quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?"

"Yo mama's so old, her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this."

"Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye."

"I got the buckwheat."

"Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!"

"I'm so freakin' pissed! First of all, Dr. Dorfman totally messes up my nose job; I asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get out of the surgery table lookin' like frickin' Shrek!"

"Exqueeze me?"

"Terry Crews as Latrell Spencer"

"Brittany Daniel as Megan Vandergeld"

"Hold my poodle."

"Jaime King as Heather Vandergeld"

"Paul Dooley - Uncle Claude"

"Brian McConnachie - Ted"

"Angus MacInnes - Jean "Rosie" LaRose"

"[to their dog] Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want."

"Lynne Griffin - Pam Elsinore"

"This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?"

"Mel Blanc - voice of Father McKenzie"

"Dave Thomas - Doug McKenzie"

"Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie"

"Tom Harvey - The Inspector"

"[to Pam in a beer tank that's being flooded with beer] My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!"

"Jeez, two minutes for elbowing!"

"Max von Sydow - Brewmeister Smith"

"Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

"Fire Chief: [after Bob has put out the fire at the brewery by urinating on it] It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me."

"Chris Benson - Hospital Orderly"

"See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh?"

"Something funny is brewing at Elsinore Castle..."

"The McKenzie brothers beer up under misfortune."

"Douglas Campbell - Henry Green"