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"Here, let me tell you a joke, all right? There's three guys, and they're walking down the street. One guy says to the other one, "Hey, your shoe's untied." He says, "I know that." And they walk... No... There's two guys, they're walking down the street, and one of them says to the other one, "Your shoe's untied." And the other guy says, "I know that." And they walk a couple blocks further, and they see a third friend, and he comes up and says, "Your shoe's untied." "Your shoe's un — " Aaah, I can't remember this joke. But it's good."
"[while vacuuming] I'm choking the alligator."
"[watches plane take off] Aw, Willie. I had a bad feeling. Damn. What the hell are you gonna do in Budapest?"
"John Lurie - Willie"
"Eszter Balint - Eva"
"Richard Edson - Eddie"
"Cecillia Stark - Aunt Lotte"
"Danny Rosen - Billy"
"Rammellzee - Man With Money"
"Tom DiCillo - Airline Agent"
"Richard Boes - Factory Worker"
"Rockets Redglare, Harvey Perr and Brian J. Burchill - Poker Players"
"Sara Driver - Girl With Hat"
"Paul Sloane - Motel Owner"