"Lord Sugar: (as part of one of the fastest firings and final boardrooms ever) Nadia - we can't find any other reason for the failure of this task other than your decision that you made for bangers and mash. The amount of money paid for sausages, £500 odds worth, really killed this task - so Nadia, you've left me nowhere to go, unfortunately. You're Fired!"

"Karren Brady: (during the discussions about the candidates for the final boardroom after Supream's massive failure on the negotiation task) I've got to tell you Alan: They all made mistakes, they're all culpable and they all should be back in here."

"Lord Sugar: (after hearing the results that results in a third loss as project manager for Bradley Johnson) Bradley, three times project manager, three times you've tried to change the product right in front of the customer while you're pitching. I've told you before: I don't ever want to see you back in this boardroom again; and I tell you what: I'm never going to see you back in this boardroom again."

"Representative of 'War Paint': (after being attempted to be sold Affinity's skincare product 'Anti-Venom') Have you tried it? Bradley Johnson: We have tried it... Representative of 'War Paint': It doesn't come off. Bradley Johnson: It will come off once diluted with water. Representative of 'War Paint': And it looks like...watered down shower gel, that smells like toilet freshener. Bradley Johnson: We are willing to work with you, and we can create a product that will be flying off your shelves. Representative of 'War Paint': I think if you could completely recreate a product that isn't just...green water, and didn't have (shows the bottle) this packaging (and the box) or this packaging, then we could maybe talk about it. Bradley Johnson: So if we could-strike a deal today, would that work with you? Representative of 'War Paint': Strike a deal on-completely re-inventing the brand?"

"The Narrator: On the other team (shows Ryan-Mark Parsons and Lewis Ellis riding a rollercoaster) Ryan-Mark Parsons: (Screaming as the rollercoaster goes up) Lewis. Lewis. LEWIS! Lewis Ellis: Oh my god. The Narrator: Getting to grips with Saw Ryan-Mark Parsons: (Screaming and laughing as the rollercoaster goes up) The Narrator: Lewis and Ryan-Mark (the rollercoaster then goes down and the ride goes down with Lewis and Ryan-Mark screaming the whole way through, finally, the ride reaches an end) Lewis Ellis: (After the ride and Ryan-Mark's screaming has finished; jokingly) Everyone heard you screaming down there, look you made us a laughing stock (laughs and waves to the audience)."

"Lord Sugar (Lord Sugar wonders who will be a better business partner for him out of the remaining candidates Camilla and Sian) It's very tough for me to make a decision... but on reflection... (To Sian) but Sian, you have a good aptitude and a talent for design (hires Sian) you're gonna be my next business partner (Sian is over the moon)."

"Mike Soutar: How many sticks did you sell last year? Daniel Elahi: It was about forty seven thousand. Mike Soutar: So how come it says on your product page on Amazon, "over one million sold globally"? Daniel Elahi: (after being presented with a copy of his product page on Amazon) Yeah, that's not correct... Mike Soutar: How has that appeared on there? Daniel Elahi: I would need to review that... Mike Soutar: I'd like you to review that right now! Can you tell me who wrote that phrase? Daniel Elahi: I would need to check. Mike Soutar: So you didn't write that? Daniel Elahi: I could have written that... Mike Soutar: I think you did write that! Daniel Elahi: It's possible that... Mike Soutar: I'd rather you didn't lie about this. Daniel Elahi: Yeah, it's highly likely that I wrote that. Mike Soutar: What percentage likely? Daniel Elahi: Yeah, probably ninety percent likely I wrote that. Mike Soutar: Would you say a hundred percent likely that you wrote that? Daniel Elahi: I would... Mike Soutar: You wrote that, didn't you? Daniel Elahi: ...Okay. Yeah. Mike Soutar: Why would you lie? It's very disappointing."

"Camilla Ainsworth: (Walks into Claude's office; Jovially) Yoo-Hoo! Claude Littner: (unamused and imitating Camilla) Yoo-Hoo?! Camilla Ainsworth: (defeated) Sorry."

"Daniel Elahi: So did you shake Claude's hand? Camilla Ainsworth: No, but I gave him a "Yoo-Hoo", which went down... badly. Daniel Elahi: I'm going to shake his hand. Camilla Ainsworth: You won't be able to- Daniel Elahi: I will. (Daniel Elahi walks into Claude's office ready to face his interview; Daniel helds his hand out to Claude in order for him to shake it.) Good afternoon, Claude. Claude Littner: (rudely rejecting Daniel's handshake; Not even looking at Daniel) Take a Seat. Daniel Elahi: (Saddened and humiliated) Alright."

"Kurran Pooni: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!"

"Rick Monk: We're going to Malta, these girls have no chance of winning this first task, they are going to be fashion conscious, "all my make-ups running", "doing my hair". The boys are tall, we are definitely gunner wipe the floor with them."

"Lord Sugar: Just to make this clear, make me money and don't piss me off."

"Lord Sugar: Now, in last year's boardroom, I surprised everyone by investing in two winners, so this year expect the unexpected."

"Lord Sugar: I'm after workers, not shirkers. Winners, not wingers."

"Lord Sugar: (Pondering) I've got to say... I'm a gambler, and I've always been a gambler in business... This particular year (short pause; intense music) I'm gonna double my investment and I'm going to start a business with both of you! (Both James White and Sarah Lynn are so relived at the announcement) Sarah Lynn: (jovially) Thank you. James White: I won't let you down, Lord Sugar, it means the world to me. (Lord Sugar watches as his two new business partners James and Sarah embrace each other.) Lord Sugar: You have done tremendously well... I will see you both shortly... Off you go! Both James White and Sarah Lynn: Thank you (they both exit)."

"Bushra Shaikh: Elizabeth is an uncontrollable, unprofessional...cartoon character. She definitely goes on about pointless things...at the end of the day, you know, those kind of actions are not someone that I would class as a professional businesswoman."

"Andrew Brady: ARE WE GONNA WIN THIS?!"

"Sarah Jayne Clark: I'm laughing at the situation cos all I've heard for the last ten minutes is bla-bla-bla-bla-bla! I've had enough. I'm sick of it, for Christ's sake. We're meant to be pulling together and focusing on the task. I've had enough, of like a drill going through my temples. That's why I'm laughing, because if I didn't laugh I'd probably...combust!"

"Siobhan Smith: Whatever's happened, we just need to let it go. (singing) Let it go, let it go..."

"Jade English: It's a draw, yet there's three lads in the boardroom?"

"Lord Sugar: Tell me about this themed well, then. Who drew that? Ross Fretten: That was the designer but that was in about 90 seconds... Lord Sugar: Did you run out of time then? Ross Fretten: I'm trying to actually explain. Not to be rude, but uninterrupted would be really helpful just so I can get something across..."

"Harrison Jones: I'm not going to stand there and stand next to you, waiting for you to do numbers. I am going to make more burgers, I'm not going to stand there waiting for you to make a decision."

"Elizabeth McKenna: Lord Sugar, I had my hands in that meat. And I mixed it!"

"Lord Sugar: We've got Brexit. But in this process, I'm the one who decides who's going to remain and who's going to leave."

"Claude Littner: (as he pushes Courtney for a proper justification as to why he should have Lord Sugar's investment) Come on Courtney! Yes! Yes! YES!"

"Claude Littner: Well Courtney, I've been watching you for the last eleven weeks and frankly for most of that time I've wanted to kind of, smack you over the face to wake you up! Seriously, I look in your eyes and I think "Where's the energy? Where's the passion?" Courtney Wood: What makes you think that? Claude Littner: (imitating Courtney) "What makes you think that?" Your demeanor! Come on!"

"Karthik Nagesan: Give me a laptop and I'll make you a billion dollar company. Lord Sugar: What?"

"Karthik Nagesan: (to Dillon St. Paul after Titans win the task) The gentleman who did this, worked on Hollywood stars. You might well be looking at the next one."