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April 10, 2026
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"Salesman: (pause) I haven't stole anything."
"Shop Assistant's friend: You didn't buy 'em from here. Where did you buy 'em?"
"Shop Assistant Yeah, where'd you buy'em?"
"Shop Assistant: They're not yours to return."
"Shop Assistant's friend:(snatches clothing) You stolen them!"
"Salesman: They are mine but I didn't buy 'em here."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, show us what you bought."
"Salesman: I didn't buy 'em"
"Shop Assistant: He didn't buy 'em."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Oh it's been such a stressful day but let's try and sort this out. Show us what you bought?"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, she never even spoken to ya."
"Salesman: You know I've had a really stressful day."
"Son': But Daddy, I have to put my keys in first."
"Shop Assistant's friend: He didn't buy 'em then they're not yours to return."
"Shop Assistant: Oh it's been a stressful day."
"Salesman: Listen, I al-"
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