"Ignatius: Hey! What have I told you about your accent? If you'r serious about becoming a mini-cab driver, and you want people to understand you, then you must speak in the appropriate manner."

"Ignatius: Of course, now why are we not moving, the suspence is killing so let's go fast fast I don't got tiiiimme!"

"Shop Assistant: Quiet-(Shop Assistant's friend shushs and her friends follows suit. They start shushing each other for quite a while)"

"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay. (To her friend) Be quiet."

"Salesman: Could you just stop it-(They both shush him. He angrily gets up and picks his stuff up and leaves)"

"Shop Assistant's friend: I tell you what, why don't you sit down-"

"Salesman: Could you stop? (fed up) I need to sit down."

"Salesman: (snaps)Just be quiet for one minute, please!"

"Shop Assistant's friend: Did he pay for those?"

"Salesman: Just... just stop, alright-"

"Shop Assistant: (pause) Don't do what?"

"Shop Assistant: Stop."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Stop."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Don't do what?"

"Shop Assistant: DID he pay for those?"

"Shop Assistant: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."

"Salesman: What people? It's just the two of you and me."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Well then, let her fold otherwise people will think you stolen them!"

"Salesman: (pause) I haven't stole anything."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah... People will think you stolen 'em!"

"Salesman: Listen, I al-"

"Shop Assistant Yeah, where'd you buy'em?"

"Shop Assistant's friend: You didn't buy 'em from here. Where did you buy 'em?"

"Shop Assistant's friend:(snatches clothing) You stolen them!"

"Shop Assistant: They're not yours to return."

"Shop Assistant's friend: He didn't buy 'em then they're not yours to return."

"Salesman: They are mine but I didn't buy 'em here."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah, have you stolen them?!"

"Shop Assistant: Listen."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Oh it's been such a stressful day but let's try and sort this out. Show us what you bought?"

"Shop Assistant: Oh it's been a stressful day."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah, show us what you bought."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah, she never even spoken to ya."

"Shop Assistant's friend: But I've never spoken to you."

"Salesman: You know I've had a really stressful day."

"Salesman: I didn't buy 'em"

"Shop Assistant: Me"

"Shop Assistant's friend: Me."

"Salesman: Yes, you."

"Salesman: You."

"Shop Assistant: Colleague? What colleague?"

"Shop Assistant: You."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah you"

"Shop Assistant: He didn't buy 'em."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Listen."

"Salesman: Ah sorry, are you... please tell me your the manager."

"Shop Assistant: Yeah so... Okay"

"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay... I'm the manager! (grins)"