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April 10, 2026
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"We should kick him in the balls!"
"Lydia: Selfish people live longer."
"Nicki Minaj — Lydia"
"Nicholas M. Garofolo - Hobo"
"George Schewnzer - Doug's Dad"
"Claire Hsu - Chinese Villager"
"Yang Jiechang - Wei Chan"
"Aurelio Voltaire - Altair"
"Jesse Turits - Sam the White Ninja"
"Alyssa Kempinski - Carol"
"Daniel Steere - Father Stewart"
"Fernando Pacheco de Castro - Frankie Mermaid"
"Welcome to the Christ-aceous period."
"Gregory James Cohan - Doug Jones"
"David Sokol - War Buddy Ali"
"How long has it been since your last confession?"
"Kathleen Steere - Adeline"
"So your parents died, Doug. It's what parents do. They die on you. They're in a better place."
"Go where you think God will not follow. If you find him there, then you know he's within you."
"War is war, and war is hell, and hell never changes."
"I don't believe you. Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I don't transform into one."
"Yo, Cherry! If you stuffed dicks in your mouth like you're doing that sandwich, I'd be a fuckin' millionaire by now!"
"Listen, Padre, Frankie-fuckin'-Mermaid smokes where the fuck he wants because his life is on fiyah!"
"Man of the clawth."
"Evolution? Maybe."
"Dick means penis? No Dick is our neighbor. Our neighbor is called penis?"
"There's no such thing as normal. It's a stupid word. Does a lot of damage."
"It's a wonderful life."
"Sometimes you've just gotta have faith."
"It’s twee, it’s precious, it’s forced. And it’s light on true romance, maybe because the movie itself is a little too in love with itself."
"It’s a misfire by just about any measure, but it earns some warm feelings for its determination not to be like anything else currently in circulation."
"Last Christmas is bad. Incredibly, shockingly, monumentally bad. The kind of bad that falls somewhere between finding a lump of coal in your stocking and discovering one painfully lodged in your rectum."
"Emilia Clarke — Kate Andrich"
"Michelle Yeoh — Santa"
"Ritu Arya — Jenna"
"Fabien Frankel — Fabien"
"Henry Golding — Tom Webster"
"Emma Thompson — Petra Andrich"
"Boris Isakovic — Ivan Andrich"
"Lydia Leonard — Marta Andrich"
"I'll nail you to my dick."
"Let me tell you a secret put it in your heart and keep it something that I want you to know."
"[to their security detail at the military base in Spain] So this is first base. Will we be going to second base with you guys?"
"[after the Bellas escape from the yacht's explosion, as helicopters and boats arrive at the scene] I HATE CALIFORNIA!"
"Bellas, a toast. [the other girls cheer] To the most amazing group of women I have ever known. [they cheer again] I would do anything to sing with you guys again... [on the verge of tears] Anything! I mean, really, I could just crap myself!"
"Satan has finally left my body."
"Anna Kendrick - Beca Mitchell"
"Hannah Fairlight - Veracity"
"Andy Allo - Serenity"
"Alexis Knapp - Stacie Conrad"