First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Stefanie Scott - Young Emma"
"Dylan Hayes - Young Adam"
"Matthew Moy - Chuck"
"Mollee Gray - Sari"
"Nasim Pedrad - Writer"
"Vedette Lim - Lisa"
"Abby Elliott - Joy"
"Brian H. Dierker - Bones, Sandra's boyfriend"
"Adhir Kalyan - Kevin, Katie's fiancé"
"Jennifer Irwin - Megan, Adam's boss"
"Ben Lawson - Sam, a co-worker of Emma, that likes her"
"Guy Branum - Guy, Emma's friend"
"Ophelia Lovibond - Vanessa, Alvin's girlfriend"
"Talia Balsam - Sandra Kurtzman, Emma and Katie's mother"
"Mindy Kaling - Shira, Emma's friend"
"Jake Johnson - Eli, Adam's friend"
"Ludacris - Wallace, Adam's friend"
"Olivia Thirlby - Katie Kurtzman, Emma's young sister"
"Lake Bell - Lucy"
"Greta Gerwig - Patrice, Emma's friend"
"Cary Elwes - Dr. Metzner, Emma's boss."
"Kevin Kline - Alvin Franklin, Adam's father"
"Aston Kutcher - Adam Franklin"
"Natalie Portman - Dr. Emma K. Kurtzman"
"Friendship has its benefits"
"Ten years from now you will be having sex with your wife. and it'll be in the missionary position. And one of you will be asleep."
"YOU are NOT even a woman!"
"Just shut up and take your Pamprin."
"Tea for your gina..."
"It's like a crime scene in my pants."
"I warned you not to come. It's not safe for you here."
"Adam, did you make me a Period Mix?"
"Someone call Charlie Brown, we found the Great Pumpkin."
"It's like an emotional peanut allergy."
"Steve Sires – Bill Gates"
"Aaron Sorkin – Ad Executive"
"Shelby Young – K.C."
"Malese Jow – Alice Cantwel"
"Dakota Johnson – Amelia Ritter"
"Patrick Mapel – Chris Hughes"
"David Selby – Gage"
"John Getz – Sy"
"Wallace Langham – Peter Thiel"
"Douglas Urbanski – Larry Summers"
"Patrick Mapel as Chris Hughes"
"Dustin Fitzsimons – The Phoenix S-K Club President"
"Rooney Mara – Erica Albright"
"Joseph Mazzello – Dustin Moskovitz"
"Rashida Jones – Marylin Delpy"
"Brenda Song – Christy Lee"