"Dwight Howard, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Jennifer "JWoww" Farley, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio and Samantha "Sweetheart" Giancola as themselves"

"Antonio Sabàto, Jr. as Bobby"

"Justin Lopez as Peter"

"Kate Upton as Sister Bernice"

"Isaih Mustafa as Moe's Hip Executive"

"Craig Bierko as Mac"

"Carly Craig as Mrs. Harter"

"Stephen Collins as Mr. Harter"

"Caitlin Colford as Nun"

"Lin Shaye as Nursery Nurse"

"Jennifer Hudson as Sister Rosemary"

"Sofía Vergara as Lydia"

"Brian Doyle-Murray as Monsignor Ratliffe"

"Larry David as Sister Mary-Mengele"

"Jane Lynch as Mother Superior"

"Will Sasso as Curly"

"Sean Hayes as Larry"

"Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe"

"[points at Snooki's Guiness beer hat] Just because she is wearing a "Genius" hat, does not mean she is one."

"It was a character that I wanted to play my whole life and not one part of me was indifferent ... but I got incredibly uncomfortable with the attention that just came with that job. It was nothing to do with me, it was to do with this idea of celebrity. Hopefully I’m just more myself as I get older and as I grow, but in our culture they’re telling us to be something totally f--king different."

"They’re outraged not because of any personal prejudice. They’re outraged because they hate to see any change made on a series and characters they had gotten familiar with. In Spider-Man, when they got a new actor, that bothered them, even though it was a white actor. I don’t think it had to do with racial prejudice as much as they don’t like things changed."

"Chris Zylka as Flash Thompson"

"Irrfan Khan as Dr. Rajit Ratha"

"Sally Field as May Parker"

"Martin Sheen as Ben Parker"

"Denis Leary as Captain George Stacy"

"Rhys Ifans as Dr. Curt Connors / Lizard"

"Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy"

"Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker / Spider-Man"

"[in a voicemail to Peter] Peter? I know things have been difficult lately and I'm sorry about that. I think I know what you're feeling. Ever since you were a little boy, you've been living with so many unresolved things. Well, take it from an old man. Those things send us down a road... they make us who we are. And if anyone's destined for greatness, it's you, son. You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them and know that wherever they take you, we'll always be here. So, come on home, Peter. You're my hero... and I love you!"

"You're a lot like your father. You really are, Peter. And that's a good thing! But your father lived by a philosophy - a principal, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! THAT'S what's at stake here; not choice...responsibility."

"Listen, uh, I don't have that much education, Peter. You know that. Hell, I even had to stop helping you with your homework when you were ten. What I'm trying to say is, I know it's been rough for you without your dad, and I know we don't talk much about him. I wish I could change it, but I can't."

"[from trailer, Peter finds an old satchel in a closet] I forgot all about that thing. It was your dad's..."

"Poor Peter Parker. No mother, no father, no uncle. You're all alone."

"All these souls, lost and alone, I can save them, I can cure them! There's no reason to stop me Peter!"

"Nowhere to hide, Peter!"

"You stopped me once. You will not stop me again. I'm getting stronger everyday!"

"Weyland Corporation: Building Better Worlds. Hello, friends. My name is Peter Weyland. I am your employer. I am recording this 22 June 2091 — and if you are watching it, you have reached your destination, and I am long dead. May I rest in peace. There is a man sitting with you today — his name is David — he is the closest thing to a son I will ever have. Unfortunately he is not human. He will never grow old and he will never die — and yet he is unable to appreciate these remarkable gifts, for that would require the one thing that David will never have: a soul. I have spent my entire lifetime contemplating the questions "Where do we come from — what is our purpose — what happens when we die?" And I have finally found two people who have convinced me they're on the verge of answering them: Doctors Holloway and Shaw — if you would please stand. As far as you're concerned, they're both in charge. The Titan Prometheus wanted to give mankind equal footing with the gods — for that he was cast from Olympus. Well, my friends, the time has finally come for his return."

"Benedict Wong — Ravel"

"Emun Elliott — Chance"

"Kate Dickie — Ford"

"Sean Harris — Fifield"

"Rafe Spall — Millburn"

"Charlize Theron — Meredith Vickers"

"Logan Marshall-Green — Charlie Holloway"

"Idris Elba — Janek"

"Guy Pearce — Peter Weyland"

"Michael Fassbender — David"

"Noomi Rapace — Elizabeth Shaw"

"They went looking for our beginning. What they found could be our end."