"I understand now that boundaries between noise and sound are conventions. All boundaries are conventions, waiting to be transcended. One may transcend any convention, if only one can first conceive of doing so."

"Eva Green - Angelique Bouchard"

"Rebel Wilson - Becky"

"James Marsden - Trevor"

"Kyle Bornheimer - Joe"

"Adam Scott - Clyde"

"Isla Fisher - Katie"

"Lizzy Caplan - Gena"

"Kirsten Dunst - Regan"

"[her wedding dress is missing] This is all fucked up. I'm gonna walk in wearing my pajamas like I'm fucking Michael Jackson."

"[explain how he's been to a strip club] Hence why I know that for a fact, this gets really just awkward once you get there. You never know what exactly to do. It's weird getting a lap dance in front of other people."

"[after ripping the wedding dress] Okay. We- you know what? We're just gonna hide it. We're gonna have to make it look as if somebody just, you know, they broke in and they stole it."

"Guy Flanagan - Bearded Hippie"

"Hannah Murray - Hippie Chick"

"William Hope - Sheriff Bill of Collinsport"

"Susanna Cappellaro - Naomi Collins"

"Ivan Kaye - Joshua Collins"

"Alice Cooper - himself."

"Christopher Lee - Silas Clarney"

"Ray Shirley - Mrs. Johnson,"

"Gulliver McGrath as David Collins,"

"Chloë Grace Moretz - Carolyn Stoddard"

"Bella Heathcote - Victoria Winters"

"Jonny Lee Miller - Roger Collins"

"Jackie Earle Haley - Willie Loomis"

"Helena Bonham Carter - Dr. Julia Hoffman"

"Michelle Pfeiffer - Elizabeth Collins Stoddard"

"Johnny Depp - Barnabas Collins,"

"The legend bites back."

"Strange Is Relative"

"Every Family Has Its Demons"

"Ah, music. Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I am a picker, I am a grinner / I am a lover and I am a sinner / I play my music in the sun". If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent."

"I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's Love Story: "Love means never having to say you're sorry." However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you."

"You cannot kill me because I am already dead."

"Sleeping flame, I summon thee / To your form return / Make the night as bright as day / And burn, baby, burn!"

"Be quiet, Mr. Hanley, or you'll really be quiet for a very long time. After all, we're all on the same side anyway---MY side."

"Run from me... and I will tear apart the mountains to find you! I will follow you to Hell!"

"Morgan Freeman - the Narrator"

"Leo Howard - Young Conan"

"Saïd Taghmaoui - Ela-Shan"

"Nonso Anozie - Artus"

"Ron Perlman - Corin"

"Steven O'Donnell as Lucius"

"Bob Sapp - Ukafa"

"Rose McGowan - Marique"

"Stephen Lang - Khalar Zym"