"Look, I'm just a geologist. I like rocks. I love rocks! Now, it's clear you two don't give a shit about rocks. But what you do seem to care about is gigantic dead bodies. And as I don't really have anything to contribute in the gigantic dead body arena … I'm gonna go back to the ship. If you don't mind."

"Final report of the vessel Prometheus. The ship and her entire crew are gone. If you're receiving this transmission, make no attempt to come to its point of origin. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094. My name is Elizabeth Shaw, the last survivor of the Prometheus. And I am still searching."

"It's us — it's everything. What killed them?"

"A king has his reign, and then he dies. It's inevitable."

"Good morning. I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours."

"This man is here because he does not want to die. He believes you can give him more life."

"How far would you go to get what you came all this way for — to get your answers? What would you be willing to do?"

"Big things have small beginnings."

"I was designed like this because you people are more comfortable interacting with your own kind. If I didn't wear the suit, it would defeat the purpose."

"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."

"Serinda Swan as Aphrodite"

"Kristin Davis as Elizabeth "Liz" Anderson"

"Luis Guzman as Gabato "Gabby" Laguatan"

"Michael Caine as Alexander Anderson"

"Vanessa Hudgens as Kailani Laguatan"

"Josh Hutcherson as Sean Anderson"

"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Hank Parsons"

"[reading the Hindu writing in Captain Nemo's journal] Man, that guy had some terrible handwriting."

"[upon seeing the beauty of Mysterious Island] If this is heaven, I'm checking in."

"Who's up for an adventure?"

"[to Sean] Pop your pecs."

"[seeing Gabato's old helicopter] I'd rather take the Titanic."

"Joe Pantoliano as Gabe Ugliano"

"Catherine Keener as Sally Jackson"

"Chelan Simmons as the Lotus Eater"

"Julian Richings as Charon"

"Maria Olsen as Mrs. Dodds"

"Pierce Brosnan as Chiron"

"Uma Thurman as Medusa"

"Luke Camilleri as Dionysus"

"Jake Abel as Luke Castellan"

"Alexandra Daddario as Annabeth Chase"

"Brandon T. Jackson as Grover Underwood"

"Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson"

"HEY! GO HOME NIGGER!!!"

"Get out of the plane lightning! Thats an order!"

"That's the end of Pretty Boy!"

"This is for you Pretty Boy and your bright yellow nose!"

"Every time I close the lid of my canopy, I feel like I'm shuttin' the lid of my coffin."

"Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson."

"Ray Winstone as Ares"

"Conrad Coates as Hephaestus"

"Ona Grauer as Artemis"

"Dimitri Lekkos as Apollo"

"Stefanie von Pfetten as Demeter"

"Erica Cerra as Hera"

"Dylan Neal as Hermes"

"Rosario Dawson as Persephone"

"Melina Kanakaredes as Athena"