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April 10, 2026
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"Had the aim of Men been truer that day, much would have been different."
"Other lands are not my concern. The fortunes of the world will rise and fall but here in this kingdom we will endure."
"Stay here if you will, and rot. 100 years is a mere blink in the life of an Elf. I am patient, I can wait."
"Do not talk to me of dragon fire! I know its wrath and ruin. I have faced the Great Serpents of the North! [Reveals severe burns on the left side of his face, before it fades back to normal when he backs away] I warned your grandfather of what his greed would summon...but he would not listen. You are just like him."
"You have found a way in. You seek that which would bestow upon you, the right to rule. The King's Jewel. The Arkenstone. It is precious to you beyond measure, I understand that. There are gems in the Mountain that I, too, desire... White gems, of pure starlight. I offer you my help. I will let you go, if you but return what is mine."
"Some imagine that a noble quest is at hand. A quest to reclaim a homeland, and slay a dragon. I myself suspect a more prosaic motive. Attempted burglary or something of that ilk."
"It has been a long time since Thorin Oakenshield traveled so far east, for what purpose? Where does your journey end?"
"It is a crime to wander in my realm without leave, if you forget, you are using the road my people made."
"Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world, it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was, so will it always be. In time all foul things come forth."
"Do not think I won't kill you dwarf! It would be my pleasure."
"King? There is no king under the mountain nor will there ever be. None would dare enter Erebor, whilst the dragon lives."
"I was just saying, your reputation precedes you, O Smaug the Tyrannical. Truly, you have no equal on this earth."
"Truly you are mistaken, O Smaug, Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities."
"I... I come from under the hill. [Smaug: Underhill?] And under hills and over hills my path has led. And through the air! I am he who walks unseen."
"Truly the tales and songs fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the stupendous..."
"I promised that I would do this, and I think that I must try."
"I was going to tell you. I...found something in the goblin tunnels. [Gandalf: What did you find?] ...My courage."
"James Badge Dale - Captain Speke"
"Fana Mokoena - Thierry Umutoni"
"Daniella Kertesz - Segen"
"Mireille Enos - Karin Lane"
"Brad Pitt - Gerry Lane"
"This whole thing started because I just wanted to do a film that my boys could see before they turned 18 — one that they would like, anyways. And they love a zombie."
"I can't give it away, but Straczynski found a way to tie it all together. The last draft I read was amazing."
"Looks like we just woke the dead. In that respect, please turn off all pagers and cellphones."
"Mother Nature is a serial killer. No one's better. Or more creative. Like all serial killers, she can't help the urge to want to get caught. What good are all those brilliant crimes if no one takes the credit? So she leaves crumbs. Now the hard part, why you spend a decade in school, is seeing the crumbs. But the clue's there. Sometimes the thing you thought was the most brutal aspect of the virus, turns out to be the chink in its armor. And she loves disguising her weaknesses as strengths. She's a bitch."
"The problem with most people is that they don't believe something can happen until it already has. It's not stupidity or weakness. It's just human nature."
"[ending lines] This isn’t the end. Not even close. We’ve lost entire cities. We still don’t know how it started. We bought ourselves some time. But it’s given us a chance. Others have found a way to push back. If you can fight, fight. Help each other. Be prepared for anything. Our war has just begun."
"Movement is life."
"Abigail Hargrove - Rachel Lane"
"Sterling Jerins - Constance Lane"
"David Andrews - U.S. Navy Captain Mullenaro"
"Elyes Gabel - Dr. Andrew Fassbach"
"Moritz Bleibtreu - WHO researcher"
"Ruth Negga - WHO researcher"
"Pierfrancesco Favino - WHO researcher"
"Peter Capaldi - WHO researcher"
"Matthew Fox - Pararescuer"
"Ludi Boeken - Jurgen Warmbrunn"
"David Morse - Ex-CIA agent"
"[About his deceased wife] She was a pain in my ass when we were married and she passed away, she's still being a pain in my ass!"
"Sir, can you help me? Can you help me, sir? I don't expect you to understand but I have my penis stuck in the soda machine!"
"I might be too old to fry the rice, but I can still chop the suey, that's for sure."
"[To Billy at the diner] I think all this bacon is getting to Grandpa. [Farts]"
"[While making a ham sandwich in the store] Now, let's get some damn mustard."
"I may be too old to stir the gravy but I'm still old enough to lick the spoon, that's for damn sure! [Chuckles]"
"My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding-Dong."
"Martin Starr"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse"
"David Krumholtz"