"DEAR MR. AND MRS.! I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT YOUR TIME IS ESSENTIALLY UP! AND YOU FAILED! YOU FAILED TO DELIVER THE HOMELESS SWINE! I'm very disappointed as you FINE FOLK SHOULD KNOW BETTER! THAT PIECE OF FILTH THAT YOU ARE PROTECTING EXISTS ONLY TO SERVE OUR NEED TO PURGE! So, I bid thee farewell, sweet Sandins. [loads his gun; to his gang] Release the beast, boys! Let the killing commence!"

"I want all these barricades down! Get chains on every door and every window!"

"Our equipment is arriving soon. And we will get in. Send out he, or that... will be thee."

"Jeremy Piven - Danger D'Amo/Time Keeper/Tick Tock"

"Devra Korwin - Mrs. Goodman"

"Brooklynn Proulx - Laura Forester"

"Sage Ryan - Zane Forester"

"Cody Longo - Todd Dupree"

"Paul Scheer - Andrew Cunningham"

"Ricardo Chavira - Sam"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Matt Boyd"

"Christopher Lloyd - Carl Goodman"

"Dina Meyer - Paula"

"Ving Rhames - Deputy Fallon"

"Riley Steele - Crystal"

"Kelly Brook - Danni"

"Jessica Szohr - Kelly"

"Jerry O'Connell - Derrick Jones"

"Adam Scott - Novak"

"Steven R. McQueen - Jake Forester"

"Elisabeth Shue - Sheriff Julie Forester"

"This summer, how fast can you swim?"

"Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer."

"This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth"

"There's Something in the Water"

"Don't Scream...Just Swim!"

"Derrick Jones: Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis!"

"Deputy Fallon: Chew on this, motherfuckers! [kills piranhas with a motorboat propeller]"

"Mr. Goodman: Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack."

"Andrew Cunningham: Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick."

"[to Mr. Goodman] Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?"

"There are thousands of them and they are pissed!"

"[brings out a taser gun] You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week."

"Get the fuck out of the water!"

"Chems Dahmani - Rashid"

"Francois Bredon - The Thug"

"Eric Godon - Foreign Minister"

"Amber Rose Revah - Nichole"

"Yin Bing - M. Wong"

"Richard Durden - Ambassador Bennington"

"David Gasman - German Tourist/The Voice"