First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Mikael Persbrandt - Beorn"
"Orlando Bloom - Legolas Greenleaf"
"Antony Sher - Thrain"
"Ken Stott - Balin"
"James Nesbitt - Bofur"
"Stephen Fry - Master of Lake-town"
"Luke Evans - Bard the Bowman"
"Lee Pace - Thranduil"
"Evangeline Lilly - Tauriel"
"Benedict Cumberbatch - Smaug/Necromancer"
"Richard Armitage - Thorin Oakenshield"
"Martin Freeman - Bilbo Baggins"
"Ian McKellen - Gandalf"
"Beyond darkness... beyond desolation... lies the greatest danger of all."
"There is no light, Wizard... that can defeat darkness."
"You like killing things, Orc? You like death? Then let me give it to you!"
"Tell me, Mellon, when did we allow evil to become stronger than us?"
"I...AM...FIRE. I...AM...DEATH."
"REVENGE?! REVENGE?! I WILL SHOW YOU REVENGE!"
"You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instill terror in the hearts of men. I am King under the Mountain."
"You care about them, do you? Good. Then you can watch them DIE."
"You think you can deceive me, barrel-rider? You have come from Laketown. This is some sordid scheme hatched between these filthy dwarves and those miserable tub-trading Lake-men. Those sniveling cowards with their longbows and black arrows! Perhaps it is time I paid them a visit."
"Flee. Flee. Run for your lives! There is... nowhere to hide."
"YOU WILL BURN!"
"I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer. Watch it destroy him. Watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad. But I think not. I think our little game ends here. So tell me, thief - how do you choose to die?"
"What did he promise you, a share of the treasure, as if it was his to give? I will not part with a single coin. Not one PIECE of it. My teeth are swords! My claws are spears! MY WINGS... ARE A HURRICANE!"
"You are being used, Thief in the Shadows. You are only ever a means to an end. The coward Oakenshield has weighed the value of your life and found it worth NOTHING."
"Don't bother denying it. I guessed his foul purpose sometime ago. But it matters not. Oakenshield's quest will fail. The darkness is coming. It will spread to every corner of the land."
"It's Oakenshield... that filthy dwarvish usuper! He sent you in here for the Arkenstone, didn't he?"
"The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne. I ate his people like a wolf among sheep. I kill where I wish, when I wish. My armour is iron! NO BLADE CAN PIERCE ME!"
"You have nice manners for a thief... and a LIAR. I know the smell and taste of dwarf, no one better! It is the gold; they are drawn to treasure like flies to dead flesh. Did you think I did not know this day would COME? That a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the MOUNTAIN?!"
"Oh, I don't think so, Barrel-Rider. They sent you in here to do their dirty work while they skulk about outside."
"Lovely titles. Go on. [Bilbo: Barrel rider.] Barrels? Now that is interesting. And what about your little dwarf friends? Where are they hiding?"
"Do you think flattery will keep you alive? [Bilbo: ...No, no.] No indeed. You seem familiar with my name, but I don't remember smelling your kind before. Who are you and where do you come from, may I ask?"
"Well, thief. I smell you. I hear your breath. I feel your air. Where are you? Where are you? Come now. Don't be shy. Step into the light. Hmm. There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far... more... precious."
"[climbing out of a toilet] If you speak of this to anyone... I'll rip your arms off."
"Bilbo? If there is indeed a live dragon down there... don't waken it."
"It never ceases to amaze me: the courage of Hobbits..."
"[Talking to his daughter while taking the hidden black arrow] Not if I kill it first."
"[when Bofur, Oin, Fili and Kili show up at his home] No. I'm done with dwarves. Go away."
"All of you! Listen to me! You must listen! Have you forgotten what happened to Dale? Have you forgotten those who died in the firestorm? And for what purpose? The blind ambition of a Mountain King, so riven by greed, he cannot see beyond his own desire!"
"The Lord of Silver Fountains. The King of Carven Stone. The King Beneath the Mountain. Shall come into his own. And the bells shall ring in gladness, at the Mountain King's return. But all shall fail in sadness, and the Lake will shine and burn."
"If you awaken that beast, he'll destroy us all."
"Do it again and you're dead."
"I would not trust Thranduil, the great king, to honor his word, should the end of all days be upon us! You lack all honor! I have seen how you treat your friends. We came to you once - starving, homeless, seeking your aid. But you turned your back! You turned away from the suffering of my people, and the inferno that destroyed us, ihm rheid ahm rhad al sul!"
"I can not risk the fate of this quest for the sake of one Dwarf... not even my own Kin."
"I will not risk this quest for the life of one...burglar."
"[taunting Smaug] I do not think to see you so easily outwitted! You have grown slow and fat in your dotage...slug."
"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!"
"We are the Dwarves of Erebor. We have come to reclaim our homeland."