"[to Duncan, later repeated verbatim by Duncan to Susanna] Water Wizz Waterpark. Built in the summer of '83, it's the last bastion of everything that period stood for. In fact, it was decreed by its creator that this place shall never age. On his deathbed, he said "I don't want this place re-painted or updated I don't even want it brought up to code. And the minute somebody tries, it needs to be destroyed." We actually have a nuclear bomb for just such an occasion. Bought it off the Russians."

"Robert De Niro - Victor Tellegio"

"Paul Herman - Alfonse Simone"

"Elisabeth Röhm - Dolly Polito"

"Alessandro Nivola - Anthony Amado"

"Shea Whigham - Carl Elway"

"Michael Peña - Paco Hernandez/Sheik Abdullah"

"Jack Huston - Pete Musane"

"Louis C.K. - Stoddard Thorsen"

"Jennifer Lawrence - Rosalyn Rosenfeld"

"Jeremy Renner - Mayor Carmine Polito"

"Amy Adams - Sydney Prosser/Lady Edith Greensly"

"Bradley Cooper - FBI Agent Richard "Richie" DiMaso"

"Christian Bale - Irving Rosenfeld"

"That's why I sent them [Mafia Henchmen] over there, because I know they were gonna knock some sense into you, and you were going to come up with a plan to get us out of all this. So thank God for me."

"We fight and then we fuck, that's our thing."

"The car is a total wreck, and I'm a little stiff. But I don't want to talk about it."

"You're nothing to me until you're everything."

"I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets."

"She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate."

"BEE! I can't see! BEE!!"

"Max Casella - Anthony Canetti"

"Ana Ortiz - Gail Fletcher"

"Faizon Love - Kurtis Kool"

"Tony Curran - Chirkoff"

"Portia Doubleday - Jasmine"

"Michelle Ang - Mia"

"Jessica Lynch - Haley Robinson"

"Brandon T. Jackson - Trent Pierce/Charmaine Pierce"

"Martin Lawrence - Malcolm Turner/Big Momma"

"David Walliams — Anton"

"Glenn McCuen — Bodie"

"Mandy Haines Milana Haines — Sarah"

"Caroline Sunshine — Barbara"

"Finley Jacobsen — Brian"

"William H. Macy — Don"

"Judy Greer — Debbie"

"Lee Pace — Phil"

"Sam Elliott — Voice of Chupadogra"

"Marlon Wayans — Voice of Lightning"

"Damon Wayans Jr. — Voice of Thunder"

"Kiefer Sutherland — Voice of Bosco"

"Fergie — Voice of Jezebel"

"Steve Coogan — Voice of Raisin"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse — Voice of Giuseppe"

"Emma Stone — Voice of Mazie"