"Uh, listen, boys. I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well-founded, I appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace, until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness."

"Shit. Fucking missed it. How did I fucking miss it?"

"Since 1849, Kingsman Tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals. In 1919, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I. That meant a lot of money going uninherited. And a lot of powerful men with the desire to preserve peace and protect life. Our founders realised that they could channel that wealth and influence for the greater good. And so began our other venture. An independent, international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. Above the politics and bureaucracy that undermine the integrity of government-run spy organisations. A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights."

"One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in."

"[After watching Valentine shoot Harry via live stream] NO!!!"

"Merlin, you're a fucking genius!"

"Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us? Any chance you can turn them on?"

"Rox. Rox, I need a favour. Call my mum. Tell her to lock herself away from Dean."

"[After Norman doesn't fire on Volksstrum boys during an ambush] You see that? See what a kid can do? [points to a wrecked Sherman tank] That's your fault! That's your fucking fault! Next German you see with a weapon, you rake the dogshit out of 'em! I don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand and momma's titty in the other, YOU CHOP HIM UP!!!"

"Eugenia Kuzmina - Hilda Meier"

"Iain Garrett - SGT Foster"

"Branko Tomović - German Corporal"

"Kevin Vance - SSG Peterson"

"Alicia von Rittberg - Emma"

"Anamaria Marinca - Irma"

"Jim Parrack - SSG Binkowski"

"Brad William Henke - SSG Davis"

"Xavier Samuel - 2LT Parker"

"Scott Eastwood - SGT Miles"

"Jason Isaacs - CPT "Old Man" Waggoner"

"Jon Bernthal - Grady "Coon-Ass" Travis"

"Michael Peña - Trini "Gordo" Garcia"

"Logan Lerman – Norman "Machine" Ellison"

"Shia LaBeouf - Boyd "Bible" Swan"

"Brad Pitt - Don "Wardaddy" Collier"

"War never ends quietly."

"Hey, you want to talk Mexican? Join another tank, a Mexican tank. This is an American tank, we talk American."

"I won't ask you to do anything I haven't done myself."

"This ain't pretty; it's what we do."

"In France, we hit the beach right after D-Day and fought through all those fucking hedgerows. We finally broke out into open country. And bypassed all these Kraut divisions. We linked up with the Canadians and British and trapped an entire Kraut Army pulling back to Germany. We fucked them up. With planes and artillery. Dead Krauts and horses and busted up tanks and cars for miles. Miles. Your eyes see it but your head can't make no sense of it. We go in there. And for three whole days we shot wounded horses. All day long. Sun up to sundown. Putting down horses. Hot summer days. Ain't smelled nothing like it. The sound of it. Those fucking horses screaming. Black clouds of flies buzzing. Like being in a giant bee hive."

"She'll let you fuck her for a chocolate bar!"

"Norman, I'm sorry, y'know? I think...I think you're a good man, that's what I think. I think maybe we ain't, but...I think you are. So, just...I wanted to tell you that."

"Damn son, you're a fighting, fucking, drinking machine!"

"Best job I ever had!"

"What happened happened, what's going to happen is going to happen. Sitting here playing house with a couple of bitch Krauts ain't gonna change a fucking thing."