Homestar Runner

"Strong Bad: Hey, you guys! Just dropping you a line here from "The Great Mound". I got two words for ya: false advertising. There's nothing great about this mound, okay?"

"Strong Bad: I kinda miss you guys and your emails... I can almost hear one of them now: "Dear Stong Bad, You are crap. Crap is the best. Everybody loves crap. Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does Homestar pick stuff up if he's not wearing any Marzipants? Crapfully crap, Monkey D, Seattle, Washington.""

"Strong Bad: It was nothing but antique stores down there, like I couldn't find a single restaurant! I have a sneaking suspicion the people in Over There eat antiques."

"Marzipan: [singing] Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all."

"Strong Bad: Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad?"

"Marzipan: Uh... I guess..."

"Strong Bad: See! I told you you loved me!"

"Strong Bad: Crazy cartoons usually have titles that have nothing to do with the cartoon itself. You know, like... “Sweet Cuppin' Cakes”!"

"Strong Bad: I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy."

"Strong Bad: Show you the process, eh, Em? Sure, I can do dat, but I should warn you, it may spoil the magic for some of you out there. I strongly urge both the faint of heart and the faint of butt to leave the room at this time."

"Strong Bad (as Dangeresque): I'm gonna have to JUMP!"

"Coach Z (as Renaldo): Sounds pretty dangerous."

"Strong Bad (as Dangerseque): No... sounds Dangeresque!"

"Failure is not a four-letter word."

"The loneliest goat sees the last sunset last..."

"Strong Bad: And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!!! “Dear Strong Bad, It must be really annoying living with someone as whiny as Strong Sad. Why don't you slip him some caffeine? Justin, Murfreesboro, Tekken [ TN ]” Oh-ho-ho-ho! Devilish laugh. Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro. But we got the All-Wide Science Fair just around the corner and I've been straining for a project. So far alls I've come up with is the effects of gasoline… on fire."

"Strong Bad: In the final stages, subject became:"

"Strong Bad: At this point, the test subject...was dead. [audience gasps]"

"Strong Sad: [offscreen] I was not dead!"

"Strong Bad: ...Shut up. And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion: ...Strong Sad's adopted. [audience gasps]"

"Strong Sad: [offscreen] That's not true either!"

"Strong Bad: I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool."

"[after strong bad is finished describing his “kind of cool” alter ego]"

"Strong Sad: You basically described that creep Señor Cardgage that lived down the street from us when we were little."

"Strong Bad: What!? You didn't think Senor [sic] Cardgage was cool?"

"Strong Sad: No! He was extremely sketchy and gave me nightmares."

"Strong Bad: And... What's not cool about giving you nightmares?"

"Strong Sad: Oh, never mind. Go back to your creepy comb-over story."

"Strong Bad: So, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Let me get this uh-straight: You're betting me that you're cool."

"Homestar Runner: Yep, I'm cool."

"Strong Bad: And if you're not cool, you have to change your name to... Kevin DuBrow. But if you are cool, I gotta spend the night over at The King of Town's?"

"Homestar Runner: That's the deal, man. The total deal."

"Strong Bad: You're goin' down, son."

"Homestar Runner: No ways."

"Strong Bad: All right! Let's see you be's cool."

"Homestar Runner: [Homestar puts on sunglasses] 'Sup?"

"Strong Bad: Oh, crap!!"

"King of Town: So here's all my foodstuffs. You want some Pork Snagglins? Or a can of Butter-da or anything?"

"Strong Bad: King, I think that stuff's for automotive use only."

"King of Town: It's possible."

"King of Town: [advertising Butter-da] They tell me not to, but I still drinks [sic] it!"

"Strong Bad: Yeah, there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their... techno-chocolate land."

"Strong Bad: Oh yeah, The Cheat. That totally looks like my right foot. It's got all the rightness of a foot without all the footdom of a right."

"Off-screen chorus: Here comes the Thnikkaman!"

"Strong Bad: No way! Check it out The Cheat, it's the Thnikkaman! Hey, Thnikkaman!"

"Bubs: [as “the Thnikkaman”] Hey, kid!"

"Strong Bad: Can we have some?"

"Bubs: Yeah, okay."

"Strong Bad: Thanks, Thnikkaman! [mumbles to The Cheat] Thanks, Thnikkaman."

"Bubs: Yeah, shut up, kid!"