"Narrator of True Direction video: No one would have guessed what would happen to this sweet little girl. By a young age, Kelly had a promising future: mommy's little helper and prom queen. Kelly had hopes to be a model one day. That is... until she was recruited into the homosexual lifestyle."

"Andre: [about Graham] She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat."

"Megan's Dad: Dear Lord, please bless this food that we are about to eat. We thank you for the abundance that You have provided. Please help us to follow Your path, the one you intended us all to follow. And Lord... please help us to obey the roles in life You set for us. For all that is natural and... healthy... and sacred, in Your name we pray. Amen."

"[to Graham]: You are so good at being straight."

"No, I didn't go to the Cocksucker. I've never been to the Cocksucker. I won't. My cocksucking days are over. I am normal."

"“Jan, you were molested … I mean just take a look at yourself”"

"“Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are! Boys… always wanting something ... you can't have? If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports the whole weekend!”"

"[to Graham] It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life."

"[to Megan]: Get out of bed! You hormonal hussy! I can't believe you did this!"

"I have told you over and over again! No more sipping! Chug it, like a man! Go on, chug!"

"Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out!"

"Would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?"

"You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught."

"I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie, aren't you?"

"I need you to teach me how to be a lesbian. What they wear, what they eat, where they live"

"I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! [...] Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. [cries]"

"Women have roles. After you learn that, you'll stop objectifying them."

"I refuse to accept a false solution to my problem. I resist temptation and seek to solve my problem."

"I'm not perverted! I get good grades! I go to church! I'm a cheerleader! I'm not like all of you!"

"Monty Montgomery - The Cowboy"

"Justin Theroux - Adam Kesher"

"Melissa George - Camilla Rhodes"

"Laura Harring - Rita"

"Naomi Watts - Betty Elms/Diane Selwyn"

"A woman in search of stardom. A woman in search of herself - in the city of dreams. A key to a mystery - lies somewhere on Mulholland Drive."

"An actress longing to be a star. A woman searching for herself. Both worlds will collide...on Muholland Drive."

"Beware what you dream for..."

"A Love Story In The City Of Dreams"

"Blue-Haired Lady: Silencio …"

"Bondar: [at Club Silencio] No hay banda! There is no band. Il n'est pas de orquestra! This is all a tape-recording. No hay banda! And yet, we hear a band. If we want to hear a clarinette, listen. … It's all a tape. It is an illusion."

"You know, there was a man that lived here once that had a prize-fighting kangaroo. Well, you just wouldn't believe what that kangaroo did to this courtyard!"

"Wilkins! Wilkins! If that damn dog craps in the courtyard one more time, I'm just gonna bake his little butt for breakfast!"

"Honey, you're a good kid, but what you're telling me is a load of horse puckey. Even though it comes from a good place."

"Hey, pretty girl, time to wake up."

"I want you to go back to work tomorrow. You were recasting the lead actress anyway. Audition many girls for the part. When you see the girl that was shown to you earlier today, you will say, "this is the girl." The rest of the cast can stay, that's up to you. But that lead girl is not up to you. Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad. Good night."

"This is the girl."

"What picture? What are you talking about?"

"I got the pool, she got the pool-man."

"Silencio. No hay banda."