"[To young Butch] Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it'd been me who'd - not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. The way it turned out, I'm talking to you. Butch. I got somethin' for ya. [Sits down, holds up a gold wristwatch with no band] This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the First World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wristwatches. Up 'til then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by Private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it every day he was in that war, and when he'd done his duty, went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it in an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed until your granddad, Dane Coolidge, was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II."

"[Driving back to his apartment to retrieve his father’s gold watch] Shit! Of all the fucking things she could fucking forget, she forgets my father’s watch! I specifically reminded her; bedside table. On the kangaroo. I said the words “don’t forget my father’s watch”."

"[Putting out a hit on Butch] I'm prepared to scour the earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

"[to Butch] This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar...it does. If you mean it gets better with age... it don't."

"[to Butch] The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit."

"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."

"MEET CHRIS KNIGHT, THE EINSTEIN OF THE '80'S. He can turn the simple into the simply amazing, and now he turns revenge into high comedy."

"Deborah Foreman - Susan Decker"

"Yuji Okumoto - Fenton"

"Dean Devlin - Milton"

"Sandy Martin - Mrs. Meredith"

"Joanne Baron - Mrs. Taylor"

"Beau Billingslea - George"

"Stacy Peralta - shuttle pilot"

"Severn Darden - Dr. Meredith"

"Louis Giambalvo - Maj. Carnagle"

"Ed Lauter - David Decker"

"Mark Kamiyama - 'Ick' Ikagami"

"Tommy Swerdlow - Bodie"

"When he gets mad, he doesn't get even... he gets creative."

"Patti D'Arbanville - Sherry Nugil"

"Jon Gries - Lazlo Hollyfeld"

"Robert Prescott - Kent Torokvei"

"William Atherton - Prof. Jerry Hathaway"

"Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it."

"[to a girl at a party] Don't eat that. Don't you know that eating that can give you very large breasts? [looks down at her chest] Oh my God, I'm too late!"

"Michelle Meyrink - Jordan Cochran"

"Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor"

"[to Mitch, as he is hanging upside down] Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity."

"Val Kilmer - Chris Knight"

"Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?"