"Girl Student: This is America, and we're Christians here - aside from a few Jewish people who were just born that way - and I can tell you one thing: Jesus Christ and his apostles were certainly not into "man-on-man action," which is how they describe it on their porno videos, which, I am proud to say, Blockbuster does not carry. Um, I work there and it's very family... [pause] Plus, that religion John Travolta belongs to."

"Seems like everybody's having sex but me. Good for them. It's not that I'm against sex. I mean, it was clever of God or evolution or whatever to hook the survival of the species to it because we're gonna screw around no what. It was a smarter thing to pick than say... the instinct to share your toys or return phone calls. We'd have died out like eons ago. But on the minus side, god... all the attachment that goes with it. It's like this net. Sex always ends in kids or disease, or like, you know, relationships. That's exactly what I don't want. I want the opposite of all that. Because it's not worth it, not really, is it? When you think about it? [cut to montage of memories of heart-warming relationship scenes] OK, so maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's not all shit. Maybe... God damn it. I thought the whole idea was I know what happens next. I'll tell you one thing... I'm not gonna go back to Bill's house and be this big changed person for you. I told you right off I don't grow a heart of gold. And if I do, which is, like, so unlikely... give me a break and don't make me do it in front of you. Come on, guys, go, okay? [looking at the camera angrily] GO! I'll give you this much, though... I never was the same again after that summer."

"Christina Ricci - Dedee Truitt"

"I finally figured it out. It's like—when they realized it was gonna be too expensive to actually build cyborgs and robots. I mean, the costs of that were impossible. They decided to just let humans turn themselves into robots. That's what's going on right now. I mean, why not? There're billions of us just laying around, not really doing anything. We don't cost anything. We're even pretty good at self-maintenance and reproducing constantly. And as it turns out, we're already... biologically programmed for our little cyborg upgrades. I read this thing the other day about how... Like, when you hear that ding on your inbox, you get like a dopamine rush in your brain. It's like we're being chemically rewarded for allowing ourselves to be brainwashed. How evil is that? We're fucked."

"My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!""

"Ivan Sergei - Matt Mateo"

"Rule one of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in."

"Tom McTigue - Mr. Turlington"

"Bill Wise - Steve Evans"

"Charlie Sexton - Jimmy"

"Brad Hawkins - Jim"

"Ethan Hawke - Mason Evans Sr."

"Libby Villari - Catherine"

"My name is Dedee Truitt. I'm sixteen, and this is Creve Coeur, Louisiana... which is French, I think, for like, 'fucked heart'."

"Marco Perella - Bill Welbrock"

"One family's life. Everyone's story."

"Ellar Coltrane - Mason Evans Jr."

"12 years in the making."

"Patricia Arquette - Olivia Evans"

"Bill Welbrock: You don't like me much, do you Mason? [pause] That's okay, neither do I."

"Lorelei Linklater - Samantha Evans"

"If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you're in over your heads. I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up - we call them "losers.""

"Nicole: You know how everyone's always saying seize the moment? I don't know, I'm kind of thinking it's the other way around, you know, like the moment seizes us."

"Ron Perlman - Nino "Izzy" Paolozzi"

"Christina Hendricks - Blanche"

"Albert Brooks - Bernie Rose"

"Oscar Isaac - Standard Gabriele"

"Ryan Gosling - The Driver"

"Carey Mulligan - Irene"

"Bryan Cranston - Shannon"

"What happened to all the ashtrays in this town?"

"Get in. Get out. Get away."