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April 10, 2026
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"James Duval - Singh"
"Melissa McCarthy - Sandra"
"J. E. Freeman - Victor, Sr."
"Jimmy Shubert - Victor, Jr."
"Jane Krakowski - Irene"
"[trying to lighten the mood after Margot has just asked for a divorce] At least I have my testicles."
"Life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it like some lunatic."
"I've been thinking about that airport fear of yours, of being in between things. I think I kinda hate it too. I know it's kind of the nature of being alive, but I'd like to avoid it wherever possible. I don't think I wanna be in between things."
"You seem restless, in a kind of permanent way."
"Sometimes I'm... walking along the street and a shaft of sunlight falls in a certain way across the pavement and I just wanna cry. And then a second later, it's over. I decide because I'm an adult, to not succumb to the momentary melancholy; and I thought that sometimes with Tony, she just had a moment like that. A moment of not known how or why, and she just let herself go into and there was nothing anyone could do to make it any better. It was just her and the fact of being alive, colliding."
"Jennifer Podemski - Karen"
"Aaron Abrams - Aaron Rubin"
"Luke Kirby - Daniel"
"Sarah Silverman - Geraldine"
"Seth Rogen - Lou Rubin"
"Michelle Williams - Margot"
"[to a hesitant Margot] Get in. What are you doing? What the fuck? You're going to ride in a rickshaw!"
"Rupert Grint - Cheetah Chrome"
"Richard de Klerk - Taxi"
"Stana Katic - Genya Ravan"
"Ryan Hurst - Mad Mountain"
"Freddy Rodriguez - Idaho"
"Malin Ã…kerman - Debbie Harry"
"Ashley Greene - Lisa Kristal"
"Alan Rickman - Hilly Kristal"
"50,000 bands and 1 disgusting bathroom."
"Estelle Harris - Bertha Kristal"
"Bradley Whitford - Nicky Gant"
"Caleb McCotter - Wayne County"
"Mickey Sumner - Patti Smith"
"Taylor Hawkins - Iggy Pop"
"Donal Logue - Merv Ferguson"
"Johnny Galecki - Terry Ork"
"Kyle Gallner - Lou Reed"
"Josh Zuckerman - John Holmstrom"
"Joel David Moore - Joey Ramone"
"Justin Bartha - Stiv Bators"
"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life."
"Jim "Poorman" Trenton - Narrator"
"Troy Evans - Captain Dalton"
"Sy Richardson - Walt Richardson"
"Darrell Larson - Jack Berger"
"Tommy Hinkley - Jake"
"John Putch - Mike"
"Cameron Dye - Luzinski"
"Geoffrey Blake - Frost"
"John Lavachielli - Mario"
"Hawk Wolinski - Biff"
"John Getz - Maxwell Potterdam III"
"Dean Cameron - Pizza Man"