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"Robert Taylor - Everett Kennedy"
"John Jarratt - Russell"
"Welcome to the Terrortory."
"Michael Vartan - Pete McKell"
"How fast can you swim?"
"Radha Mitchell - Kate Ryan"
"[after getting rid of Neil] Sorry about that, folks. As you can see, human pollution is one of the greatest threats to the environment out here."
"I just saw a man get eaten by a fucking crocodile. This is not what I do, alright. You know what I do? I write stupid articles about hotels, restaurants, and resorts. Not about the Australian Outback. And by the way, I fucking hate animals, especially ones that can kill you! [pause] Speaking of which, I'm going to kill my fucking editor when I get home."
"Sam Worthington - Neil"
"The tide is moving in quick and people are falling apart. We've got to do something. Now."
"Alright, the species we're looking at today, the saltwater crocodile, is probably the most dangerous member of the crocodilian family. They're pretty much living dinosaurs who have been perfecting their hunting skills over two hundred million years. So they can swim underwater up to 20 miles an hour without making a ripple on the surface. And they can burst out to attack with incredible speed. They're also known to watch their prey and learn their habits. In fact, you can see this bloke looking at us now. So if any of you are camping up here, near a river, and you need to get water, make sure to do so at a different time every day because the croc will learn your routine. You might want to avoid that. A croc gets ahold of you and it can't swallow you in one go, he will surely tear you into pieces."
"One of the rules of my tour is that you have only one chance to complain about the heat and flies. They are a fact of life up here and whinging about them all day isn't going to make them disappear."
"Northern territory is home to the biggest population of salt water crocodiles in the world, spread throughout seven large tunnel systems. State covers the land mass double the size of Texas, but we have a population of only 200,000 people. As you can imagine, we all have pretty big backyards."
"Stephen Curry - Simon"
"Calvin Reeder - Officer Trubiano"
"Kate Lyn Sheil - Talia"
"Ti West - Tariq"
"Rob Moran - Paul Davison"
"Amy Seimetz - Aimee Davison"
"Barbara Crampton - Aubrey Davison"
"A. J. Bowen - Crispian Davison"
"Joe Swanberg - Drake Davison"
"Lane Hughes - Tom / Fox Mask"
"Margaret Laney (credited as Sarah Myers) - Kelly Davison"
"His pack versus yours."
"Sharni Vinson - Erin"
"The door may be locked, but it won't protect you."
"Nicholas Tucci - Felix Davison"
"Don't bother locking the doors. Animals don't use doors."
"Wendy Glenn - Zee"
"L.C. Holt - Craig / Lamb Mask"
"They will hunt you."
"Grab anything that might make a good weapon."
"Did you remember to lock your door?"
"The Animals Will Hunt You."
"Hunt Sweet Hunt."
"The Pack Is Back."
"Simon Barrett - Tiger Mask"
"Larry Fessenden - Erik Harson"
"Caroll Spinney as Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street"
"John Cleese as Neville, a middle-aged British homeowner who lives with his wife Dorcas at 17 Highbrow Street."
"Peter Ustinov - a Truck Driver"
"Peter Falk - a Man in Park"
"Robert Morley - a British Gentleman by Pond"
"Jack Warden - Mike Tarkenian, the editor-in-chief of The Daily Chronicle."
"Richard Hunt - Scooter, Janice, Sweetums and Bubba"
"Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo, Beauregard, Zoot and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew"
"Jerry Nelson - Crazy Harry, Floyd Pepper, Pops, Lew Zealand and Slim Wilson"
"Steve Whitmire - Robin the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Baskerville the Hound, Boppity, Louis Kazagger, Statler, Timmy Monster, Lips and Zeke"
"Louise Gold as Annie Sue Pig and Lou"