"I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew so…"

"Dirty Larry - the movie where the crooks wait for Larry to go in his jacket, pull out a big ass gun. What'd they thin…"

"NAACP spokesman: They'll never play the Rambos until they stop playing the Sambos."

"Uncle Ray: There ain't nothin to it but to do it."

"Sam Ace: I knew exactly what she could do. And she did too. As she walked towards me, I saw that twinkle in her eyes.…"

"The guy from the Dirty Larry clip: What you say, honky sucker pig-head jive-turkey fool?"

"Tyrone: I didn't like this movie at all. First of all, it was the fact that I couldn't say the title. I get tired of …"

"Casting Director: Relax! But I need some tension at the same time. But not too relaxed. But don't forget to give me s…"

"Protestor: I think Bobby Taylor is a two-bit goat smellin' spook, obviously from the Coon Repertoire Theater of Ameri…"

"Bobby, this ain't the 'Poot Butt League', man...ain't no 'Poot Butts' around here. This is not your average hot dog s…"