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"There was a time in my life when it was just a joy to wake up every morning and run to the mirror."
"If I peed on your couch, I would pay someone to come in and steal all of your furniture. I would rather burn down your whole apartment building than tell you... "Hey, Nancy, I peed on your couch last night.""
"You don't trust me?"
"I am going to wait on a customer with no pants on. Tell me that isn't the coolest thing ever."
"You were way too drunk. There are rules."
"I think you'll find people will do a lot of things for you. If you ever just want to put down the beer bottle and let them."
"One life is enough for anyone. But there are so many lives within that life."
"You food truck people think you're so cool. You're not. I can get ice cream at the grocery store."
"Should've been nicer."
"Nils Allen Stewart as Bo Abobo"
"History repeats itself. Congratulations, Billy, you just lost us the prize money."
"Alyssa Milano as Marian Delario"
"Robert Patrick as Victor Guisman / Koga Shuko"
"Kristina Wagner as Linda Lash, Shuko's henchwoman."
"Mark Dacascos as Jimmy Lee, the elder Lee brother."
"Great! The Power Corps are midgets."
"Andy Dick appeared as a weatherman who deals with the "fogcast""
"Leon Russom as Chief Delario"
"Vanna White appears as an anchorwoman."
"Cory Milano as Marc Delario"
""Please use other door"."
"Julia Nickson as Satori Imada"
"George Hamilton appears as an anchorman."
"Scott Wolf as Billy Lee, the younger Lee brother."
"I'm still workin' out the small details."
"Barry Newman - Jim Avery"
"Lesley Ann Warren - Elaine"
"Luis Guzmán - Eduardo Roel"
"William Lucking - Warehouse Foreman"
"Steve Heinze - Larry, Valentine's Bodyguard"
"Amelia Heinle - Adhara"
"Peter Fonda - Terry Valentine"
"Melissa George - Jenny Wilson"
"Nancy Lenehan - Lady On Plane"
"Did you ever dream about a place you never really recall being to before? A place that maybe only exists in your imagination? Some place far away, half remembered when you wake up. When you were there, though, you knew the language. You knew your way around. That was the sixties. [pause] No. It wasn't that either. It was just '66 and early '67. That's all there was."
"Bide your time and everything becomes clear, and you can act accordingly."
"What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock."
"Why don't they make shows about people's daily lives you'd be interested in watching? You know, like "Sick Old Man" or "Skinny Little Weakling." "Big Fat Guy." Wouldn't you watch a show called "Big Fat Guy"? I'd watch that fucking show."
"You tell him, you tell him I'm coming. Tell him I'm fucking coming!"
"Vengeance knows no boundaries."
"Joe Dallesandro - John "Uncle John", The Hitman"
"Nicky Katt - Stacy, The Hitman"
"Tell Him I'm coming"
"Excited Guy: [to Valentine] That first Christopher Cross album? Wow, that record really changed my life."
"I'd tell you to blow it out your ass, but my dick's in the way."
"Bill Duke - DEA Special Agent-In-Charge"
"Terence Stamp - Wilson"
"Mystro Clark as Ty"
"[that night after seeing his house boarded up] No, what happened? No, I... got evicted. No, tell me this isn't happening! My surfboard, dinosaur, yellow brick road! Where'd it all go? No! Oh, what did I do?"
"[in a commercial for Chef Edison's TV Dinner, dressed as an astronaut] Hi, I'm Chef Edison and when I'm away from home, I still like to catch some of my favorite TV shows. That's why I always bring one of my Chef Edison TV dinners wherever I go. With flavors like, 'Uh, Beavis and Broccoli', N.Y.P.D. Blueberry pie, and M*A*S*H potatoes, there's no reason to be a couch potato at home. Now you can be one anywhere! So sit back on a moon rock and enjoy."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.