"What's up, Honorable Doc?"

"[after Elvis placed a carrot near his burrow] Well, here we go with the carrot bit."

"[last lines] Nah. Why should I get in the act? [walks away, while singing] I'm lookin' over, a FOUR [bang] leafed clo…"

"Our story begins to commence many years ago in the remote part of the Slobovian Mountains, in the quaint little villa…"

"Ehh. It’s a living!"

"It's about time for me to employ a little stra-gedy! [rips the mask to make the Crusher think he split his shorts]"

"[singing] Oh Colombus is the discoverer of America, As we sail the sea in fourteen-ninety-two, And the good Queen Isa…"

"[Last lines] Ok, Chris...you can have the credit. Heh... No use changing all the history books just for little 'ol me…"

"[last lines] I sure hope Petrillo doesn't hear about this."

"What the... It's a boid! A boid in a tuxedo! [sternly] Listen, playboy! What's the idea crashing in in the middle of …"