"[after Elvis placed a carrot near his burrow] Well, here we go with the carrot bit."

"Ehh. It’s a living!"

"It's about time for me to employ a little stra-gedy! [rips the mask to make the Crusher think he split his shorts]"

"[singing] Oh Colombus is the discoverer of America, As we sail the sea in fourteen-ninety-two, And the good Queen Isa…"

"[Last lines] Ok, Chris...you can have the credit. Heh... No use changing all the history books just for little 'ol me…"

"[last lines] I sure hope Petrillo doesn't hear about this."

"What the... It's a boid! A boid in a tuxedo! [sternly] Listen, playboy! What's the idea crashing in in the middle of …"

"Foghorn Leghorn: Hey, son! Whatcha gonna do with that wheel?"

"Foghorn Leghorn: What's the big, I say, what's the big idea chasin' my worm? You're a cat, son. Cats don't eat worms.…"