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"[last lines] Nah. Why should I get in the act? [walks away, while singing] I'm lookin' over, a FOUR [bang] leafed clover, that I over looked beFORE! [bang] Be-FORE! [bang] Be-FORE! [bang] Be-FORE! [bang]"

"[after Elvis placed a carrot near his burrow] Well, here we go with the carrot bit."

"Foghorn Leghorn: What're you d... I say, what're you doin' with a pump, pumpin' for oil? You're crazy boy! There's no oil in this ground! [knocks the cat down] Stand up, son. You're fallin' all over yourself. There's no oil five-hundred miles o' here! Geology, the ground's all wrong! Even if there was oil, you'd need a drill, not a tire pump! [the cat steps on a rake and gets knocked down] Oh, you're down again. You gotta learn to stand on your own feet, boy. I may not always be around to help ya. [to the audience] Boy's got a mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off."

"Foghorn Leghorn: Gimme that! Who do ya think ya are, George Washington? [whacks the cat with the axe's rear] Huh! No cherry trees around here."

"Foghorn Leghorn: Hey, son! Whatcha gonna do with that wheel?"

"Foghorn Leghorn: What kept, I say, what kept ya, son? I can't hold my breath forever! I'm not a fish! I've gotta breathe air! My lungs crave air! You gotta think of things like that, boy. [gurgles in the water] ...no consideration for me! [The cat falls on his back again.] Eh, you're down again. I don't wanna be hoggish about this, so I'll tell ya what. Let's divide the worm."

"Foghorn Leghorn: What's the big, I say, what's the big idea chasin' my worm? You're a cat, son. Cats don't eat worms. You're takin' the food right outta my mouth! [spins the cat around and trips him] I don't go around chasin' mice! Stand up, boy. You're trippin' over your own feet. Now, you stay away from worms and I'll stay away from mice. That's fair and square and if ya stop all your arguin' and jawin', you'd see my side of it! Yap, yap, yap, keep that mouth flappin' and do no listenin'. [The cat falls from the ladder.] [to the audience] There's nothin' worse than a blabbermouth cat."

"[Dawg snarls at him] Now hold on boy. I come in peace. I wanna bury the hatchet. [Dawg covers his head with both paws] Not in your pointed head, boy."

"You know, there might, I say, there just might be a market for bottled duck."

"This boy is more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind."

"If you can't eat 'em, join 'em."

"[notices the scheme] Hmm. The Little Red Riding Hood routine. Red cries, I feel sorry for the kid, I change places to go to Grandma's house and the wolf will Hoo-Hoo-Hoo!"

"That's what I think! [Mimics Elmer's laugh]"

"Someday, they'll outlaw this annual madness known as Rabbit Season. I just hope I'd still be in one piece so I could appreciate it."

"[last lines] He's not foolin' me--he'll be back... Like uh, in about 20 years!"

"Jim Backus - Genie"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Caliph Hassan Pfeffer"

"[last lines] Eh. I wonder what the poor rabbits are doing this season."

"[after Mad Man Hassan points his sword to Bugs' chest] Just a minute doc, let's not start splitting hares."

"[as he is flying in the air] Hey, look fellas, I'm a 'hare-plane'!"

"[last lines, after Taz holds a sign that says: “Please do not feed the animals”] Well, what do you know? I never thought he'd lose his appetite. Tsk, tsk, tsk... [laughs as cartoon irises out]"

"[Introducing the dogs] Bill's Bunion is looking a little sore. Pneumatic Tire is rounding into shape. Father's Mustache is looking a little droopy. Motorman's Glove will have a hand in it. Bride's Biscuit is hard as a rock. Grandpa's Folly is out of it! He's being scratched!"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny"

"The rabbit is now chasing the dogs! He steps on Bill's Bunion; he's out of it! He lands on Pneumatic Tire! The dog can't see; he's racing all over the track! He's headed for the wall! Ooh, Pneumatic Tire is flat!"

"[After Bugs stopped the dogs, he sees the mechanical rabbit and tries to kiss it, but, he gets electrocuted, before it goes back in the box] Baby! This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship! [goes to kiss the mechanical rabbit, but, gets electrocuted once again]"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Tasmanian Devil / She-Devil / Crocodile"

"[reading about the Tasmanian Devil] Eats aardvarks, ants, bears, boars, cats, bats, dogs, hogs, elephants, antelopes, pheasants, ferrets, giraffes, gazelles — a likely story but there ain't no such animal."

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Postal Employee / Game Commissioner / Guard / Southern Senator"

"[As he finds himself surrounded by delayed-action missiles] Ehh, could it be that I carried this thing too far? [the shells around him explode. Scene cuts to him in a cell in Alcatraz] Ehh. Could be!"

"[singing to the tune of "Home on the Range"] Oh, give me a home / Where da billionaires roam / An' de oil and da cattlemen play / Wit dere gushin' oil wells / An' super hotels / An' count up dere money all day / An' dat ain't hay."

"Hey! Looks like I brought in a carrot gusher! [eats one of the carrots] Yeah, I know, I know...but anything can happen in 'Tex-ay-us'!"

"[while he was in the middle of all the smoke] Hey! I can't see through all this... Say, we must be going through Los Angeles!"

"C'mon, Chattanooga Choo-Choo!"

"Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn / Barnyard Dawg / Fox / Small Rooster"

"[after the chick rang the bell for the very first time, the smaller chick makes signs, and quickly squawks to Barnyard Dawg of seeing a fox, but it is mis-understood] Oh, I get it. Come on, I'll take you. [breaking the fourth wall] Heh, heh, heh, heh. The little fellow wanted a drink of water."

"I need, I say, I need a pointer, and that dog's got just the head for it, pointed, that is."

"Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Mandrake / Barnyard Dog / Grover Groundhog's singing voice."

"Stan Freberg as Grover Groundhog and Walter Winchell. (uncredited)"

"♪ A groundhog and his shadow are a very famous pair ♪ ♪ They predict the weather together, a trick that is rare ♪ ♪ Now the one little thing that bothers me whenever outdoors I go ♪ ♪ Does my shadow mean springtime, or sixteen feet of snow? ♪ ♪ Never know which, I just can't remember ♪ ♪ Will it be warm, or make like December? ♪ ♪ The whole thing just confuses me, and that is why I sing ♪ ♪ A groundhog's shadow just doesn't mean a thing. ♪"

"Snitch! Stool pigeon! Squealing on little woodland creatures. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, you do all right for yourself, getting food handed to you, a house to live in. But what have I got? It ain't fair, I tell you! It ain't fair! [aside to audience] Dogs are suckers for a sob story."

"Gosh, they're sure strict around here."

"[After ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you."

"[angrily] Ooh!"

"Okay, may I please paint your lake?"

"[as Porky is using Daffy as his car motor] He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is."

"[wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!"

"Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?"

"Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips."

"Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!"

"I like him, he's crazy!"