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"Our story begins to commence many years ago in the remote part of the Slobovian Mountains, in the quaint little village of Schmatinof. Near the edge of this village stands the home of Boris Borscht, the bagel baron. But we are not concerned with Boris Borscht, no. Our story concerns another occupant of the Borscht Abode."

"So long, jerky! Send me a postcard from Albuquerque! You know, I'm so smart sometimes it almost frightens me."

"[last lines. Tweety was shoveling snow, Sylvester sneezes twice] Gesundheit! [the other cat sneezes] Gesundheit! The poor Puddy tats!"

"[shovelling the snow off his nest] This is what I get for dreaming of a white Christmas!"

"I smell carrots a-cooking, and where there's carrots, there's rabbits."

"YEEA-HOO! That consarn idjit rabbit bit my nose! Come outta there, ya flea-bitten varmint, before I blast the fur clean off'n yer carcass!"

"[singing, as he cooks carrots] Oh carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it's magic. They fry, a song begins; they roast and I hear violins, it's magic. Why do I kid myself? Other loves that I have are all really few. When in my heart I know, the magic's my love for you."

"[last lines] Goodnight, Folks! We're running out of time!"

"I hate her."

"Now why was I trying to catch a train?"

"How's about that, thinking he can hypnotize me? Ha! [Looks at his watch] Oh, I'm overdue at the airport. [He takes off and flies like an airplane] I'm the B-19."

"[Seeing Tweety Bird arrives, believing he's going into monster form from his nightmare and knocking at the wall] Help, save me! Ah, ah, ah! Save me! He's a killer! Help! [runs through the wall]"

"[In monster form, to Sylvester] Bwahahahahaha! You bad ol' puddy tat!"

"[last lines as he walks away] Ya know, someday, these scientists are gonna invent something that will "outsmart" a rabbit."

"Mel Blanc - Tweety / Fisherman"

"A bwack cat, wed nose, white chest. Name, Sylvester."

"This is da city. Twee miwwion people. Twee hundwed thousand puddy tats. Dat's where I come in. I'm a wittle bird. I live in a cage. My name ... Tweety."

"[last lines] It just goes to show ya that a one-eyed jack rabbit can beat a king."

"June Foray - Mrs. Gorilla"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Stork / Elvis Gorilla / Daffy Duck"

"Hey! This promises to be fun! Eh, so I'll be a monkey. [chatters]"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Minister"

"Ya darn dude!"

"[As Bugs disguised as Granny toss some stuff down] That dame's taken everything, but, the kitchen sink. [the kitchen sink as well] Don't forget the money, Emmy! [the safe gets thrown down and it crushes Sam]"

"[last lines] Boo-Hoo-Hoo! Always a bridesmaid but never a bride! Oh, Boo-Hoo-Hoo!"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Japanese Soldiers / Sumo Wrestler"

"What's up, Honorable Doc?"

"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire! I own a mansion and a yacht!"

"[Last lines; an ending almost referencing Falling Hare, after managing to pull the lever that says air brakes which stops the plane in midair] Lucky for me, this thing had air brakes."

"Ya double crossers! I'm a-comin' back and I ain't comin' back to play marbles!"

"I'm through foolin' around! Now I'm gonna get serious!"

"You stupid pachyderm! [chases the elephant away] AND DON'T COME BACK!!! I'll handle that Prince Varmint myself!"

"It's about time that little Viking tried it again! [his timer goes off; Sam tries to dig through a pillar] Yep! Right on time!"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Sir Pantsalot / Usher / Announcer (voice)"

"[taking rival knight, "Sir Pantselot"'s helmet off of his head] Look at the new Dick Tracy character, "Accordion-Head"."

"It is to laugh. [laughs]"

"I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!"

"Arthur Q. Bryan"

"[disguised as Bugs Bunny] I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I'm not going to Alcatwaz!"

"Me?! In there! Hardy-har-har! [runs away] Au revoir!"

"Say, where am I? One wrong turn off the Hollywood freeway and I end up in the theatre lobby!"

"[last lines] Hello, Bugs Bunny, Private Eyeball. Thugs thwarted, arsonists arrested, bandits booked, forgers found, counterfeiters caught and chiselers chiseled."

"I must be dreaming! It couldn't be this easy!"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny, Waiter, Bartender and Ray Milland"

"Now, ya long-eared critter, I'm gonna make you pay- [Bugs throws a lit match similar to Buccaneer Bunny.] Oh no! [runs down to get the match.] Ya doggone idjit galut! You'll blow the ship to smithereenies! And if ya does that once more, I ain't a-goin' after it!"

"[last lines, after Sam swims frantically away] I don't know what he's so excited about. [opens the door and sees a powder room] Talcum powder doesn't explode! [unfortunately, he was proven false when the ship blows up, sending the rabbit flying] Eh. I could be wrong ya know."

"Ahoy there! What's up, doc?"

"A free trip around the world? Well. Let’s go! What are we waiting for? Anchors away!"

"Carmen Miranda - herself"

"Dave Barry - Humphrey Bogart"