"Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin] Bangkok!"

"Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake."

"Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker."

"Congratulation, Jism!"

"Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth! What happened to my invite? Get lost in the mail, Fuckface?"

"Told ya that guy wanted to fuck me."

"It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm…"

"Everyone wants a piece of the Stifmeister."

"Oh wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special, we're all just a bunch of special fuckers. Well, you …"

"My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls. Hey Finch, you want this for here or to go?"