"Twelve people go off into a room: twelve different minds, twelve different hearts, from twelve different walks of life; twelve sets of eyes, ears, shapes, and sizes. And these twelve people are asked to judge another human being as different from them as they are from each other. And in their judgment, they must become of one mind - unanimous. It's one of the miracles of Man's disorganized soul that they can do it, and in most instances, do it right well. God bless juries."

"Look, Laura, believe me, I don't usually complain of an attractive jiggle, but just you save that jiggle for your husband to look at, if and when I get him out of jail."

"For the benefit of the jury, but more especially for the spectators, The garment mentioned in the testimony was, to be exact, Mrs. Manion's panties. [spectators roar with laughter] I wanted to get your snickering over and done with. This pair of panties will be mentioned again over the course of this trial, and when it is, there will not be one laugh, one snicker, one giggle or even one smirk in my courtroom. There is nothing comic about a pair of panties that resulted in the violent death of one man and the possible incarceration of another."

"Lee Remick - Laura Manion"

"Kathryn Grant - Mary Pilant"

"Russ Brown - George Lemon"

"Alexander Campbell - Dr. Gregory Harcourt"

"Jimmy Conlin - Clarence Madigan"

"Joseph Kearns - Mr. Burke, crime scene photographer"

"Don Ross - Duke Miller"

"Joseph N. Welch - Judge Weaver"

"Ned Wever - Dr. Raschid"

"John Qualen - Deputy Sheriff Sulo"

"Orson Bean - Dr. Matthew Smith"

"The lieutenant goes to Quill's place and plugs Mr. Quill about five times, which causes Mr. Quill to promptly die of lead poisoning."

"Ken Lynch - Sgt. James Durgo"

"Now, Mr. Dancer, get off the panties. You've done enough damage."

"One judge is quite like another. The only differences may be in the state of their digestions or their proclivities for sleeping on the bench. For myself, I can digest pig iron. And while I might appear to doze occasionally, you will find that I am easily awakened, particularly if shaken gently by a good lawyer with a nice point of law."

"The story of a rebel and his mike."

"My favorite was the exhibit sponsored by General Motors: a puppet auto worker singing a love song to the robot replacing him on the assembly line. The song was called "Me and My Buddy"."

"Although most people in Flint were now too poor to afford a room at the Hyatt, the hotel allowed the public on opening day to ride the city's only escalator."

"These people who buy their kids new school clothes instead of paying the rent need to change their system."

"Well I failed to bring Roger to Flint. As we neared the end of the twentieth century, the rich were richer, the poor, poorer. And people everywhere now had a lot less lint, thanks to the lint rollers made in my hometown. It was truly the dawn of a new era."

"Well, the million tourists never came to Flint. The Hyatt went bankrupt and was put up for sale, Waterstreet Pavillion saw most of its stores go out of business, and only six months after opening, Autoworld closed due to a lack of visitors. I guess it was like expecting a million people a year to go to New Jersey to Chemicalworld, or a million people going to Valdez, Alaska for Exxonworld. Some people just don't like to celebrate human tragedy while on vacation."

"Meanwhile, the more fortunate in Flint were holding their annual Great Gatsby party at the home of one of GM's founding families. To show that they weren't totally insensitive to the plight of others, they hired local people to be human statues at the party."

"I can't imagine somebody getting married to someone as poor as you. It gets kind of rough. Put two poor people in the same house... I always tell women "You can be poor by yourself, you don't need any help". And she just got some help, being poor."

"Phil Hendrie - Nets Coach"

"Ian Roberts - Spurs Coach"

"Pat Kilbane - Petrelli"

"Brian Huskey - White Pants reporter"

"Ed Helms - Turtleneck reporter"

"Collette Wolfe - Melinda"

"Patti LaBelle - Jackie's Mom"

"Jason Sudeikis - Danny"