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"Aaron Abrams as Matt"
"Josh Dean as Andrew"
"Carly Pope as Kris"
"Diora Baird as Jamie"
"Callum Blue as Ken"
"Josh Cooke as Eric"
"Kristin Booth as Abby"
"A comedy about coming together."
"Peter Oldring as Dave"
"Ennis Esmer as Gord"
"Sonja Bennett as Mia"
"Natalie Lisinska as Inez"
"Idris Elba - Rocco"
"No! What the (Bleep)? No! No, no, no! Uh-uh, no. Oh my God, no!"
"- Sterling"
"[Rated PG Version] Oh, no. I recognize that expression anywhere. Don't say anything."
"[realized he's goin' to be neutered] (BLEEP) me."
"- Molasses"
"Lucky, no! That's not a squirrel! That's a skunk!"
"[Rated PG-13 Version] Eat the squirrel!"
"[Rated PG Version; realized he's goin' to be neutered] No way."
"[to Lucky] Hey! Zip it!"
"[Rated PG Version] Stop that squirrel!"
"[Rated G Version] Oh, gosh. I recognize that expression anywhere. Don't say anything."
"[Rated G Version] Catch this squirrel!"
"Kill the squirrel!"
"Someone put this loser out of his misery."
"That was yesterday. Today, you're a mutilated freak. I'm a show dog. These are your friends now. You can all get together and lick each other's nothingness."
"[Rated G Version; his last words when he discovered he's next to be neutered by his owners.] ???"
"[Rated PG Version; his last words when he discovered he's next to be neutered by his owners.] ???"
"[Rated G Version; realized he's goin' to be neutered] Not yet."
"Aaron LaPlante - Luther"
"Oh, (Bleep). I recognize that expression anywhere. Don't say anything."
"[Rated PG-13 Version] Oh, rats! I recognize that expression anywhere. Don't say anything."
"[Rated PG-13 Version; realized he's goin' to be neutered] Not good."
"Selma Blair as Cassie"
"John C. McGinle as Johnny the Fox"
"Arden Myrin as Lucy"
"[After the alligator boy screams] That be a cry laden with pain and sorrow"
"[As he has raw sex with Jilly Miranda] Jack and Jilly went up the hilly to fetch a pale of water!"
"Jeremy Piven as Scawldy"
"Come as you are"
"George Spielvogel III as Boneman"
"Matthew Davis as Booty"
"Stephen Shellen as Clark Hayes"
"Madeline Parquette as Pilot's Mom"
"Congratulations you just became the Sir Edmund Hillary of assholes. You climbed the highest mountain, Pilot. There's five big ones."
"A field... I need a field... A field in which to frolic!"
"I like it... Hit the road, flee for your life, meet a doll who's got "once and a lifetime girl of my dreams and reason to believe" written all over her like so much graffiti. It could only happen to the god of fuck."
"[Walks up to Pilot] You the boyfriend? You like alligator dick? [Touches Pilot's lips] Like to suck it?"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.