Kindergarten Cop

"James Chance - Matthew"

"Adam Wylie - Larry"

"Nicole Nagorsky - Heather"

"Ross Malinger - Harvey"

"Amber Reaves - Mary"

"Odette Yustman - Rosa"

"Tina Hart - Dorothy"

"Emily Ann Lloyd - Jennifer"

"Haley Urman - Courtney"

"Bethany Allyn - Catherine"

"Zachary Marsh - Nick"

"Anthony Wong - Tom"

"Remone Bradley - Erwin"

"An undercover cop in a class by himself."

"Go ahead, you tell him you didn't do your homework."

"He's the toughest undercover cop in LA. If you're bad he'll know it. If you're hiding something he'll find out. If you cheat he can tell. Now..."

"It's a jungle gym out there."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Police Detective John Kimble"

"Penelope Ann Miller - Joyce Palmieri, Dominic's adoptive mother/Rachel Crisp, Cullen Jr's birth mother"

"Pamela Reed - Police Detective Phoebe O'Hara, John's partner"

"Linda Hunt - Miss Ingrid Schlowski"

"Richard Tyson - Cullen Crisp, Cullen Jr's biological father"

"Carroll Baker - Eleanor Crisp, Cullen Jr's biological grandmother"

"Cathy Moriarty - Jillian, Sylvester's mother"

"Christian and Joseph Cousins - Dominic Palmieri/Cullen Crisp, Jr."

"Tom Kurlander - Danny, Crisp's informant/victim"

"Alix Koromzay - Cindy, Danny's friend"

"Justin Page - Zach Sullivan"

"Jayne Brook - Mrs. Sullivan, Zach's mother"

"Peter Rakow - Joshua"

"Sarah Rose Karr - Emma"

"Marissa Rosen - Samantha"

"Ben McCreary - Lowell"

"Miko Hughes - Joseph"

"Robert Cave - John"

"Ben Diskin - Sylvester"

"Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [cocks his gun] ...and I love my car."

"Medha Garg - Latiana"

"Brian Wagner - William"

"John Graas - Kevin"

"Jimmy Darrin Jackson III - Sedgewinn"

"Ian Baumer - Sam"

"Amy Wald - Sarah"

"Tiffany Mataras - Tina, Rina's twin sister"

"Krystle Mataras - Rina, Tina’s twin sister"

"Tameka Runnels - Keisha"

"Hey, come here. If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you. [snaps a pencil in front of a kid]"

"Today, we're going to play a new, fun game. It's called "police school". I'm going to be your sheriff, you're going to be my deputy trainees. [the kids groan nonchalantly] Come on! Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now; you belong to me! You're not gonna have your mommies running behind you anymore to wipe your little tushies! Oh, no. it's time now to turn this mush into muscles. No more complaining, no more, "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom". Nothing! [brief pause] THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"

"[when he approaches and pins an abusive father to a car] You hit the kid, I hit you!"

"[to a fat kid who stole his friends' lunches] Are these all your lunches? [lifts the kid who shakes his head in disagreement] You mean you eat other people's lunches?! STOP IT! [the fat kid spits out food as Kimble drops him and starts to walk away]"