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"Dwight Yoakam as "Doc" Miles"
"Reno Wilson as Orlando"
"Clifton Collins, Jr. as Jesus "El Hurón" Verona"
"Geri Halliwell as Karen Chelios"
"Art Hsu as Johnny Vang"
"Bai Ling as Ria"
"David Carradine as Poon Dong"
"Corey Haim as Randy"
"Keone Young as Don Kim"
"Joseph Julian Soria as Chico"
"Julanne Chidi Hill as "Dark Chocolate""
"Jose Pablo Cantillo as Ricky Verona"
"Yeva-Genevieve Lavlinski as "Pepper""
"John de Lancie as "Fish" Halman"
"[Ria catches Chev and Eve embracing at the strip club after gun fight] Who the fuck crack bitch? Take your slutty paws off my handsome!"
"[To his gang hitmen posse] No. We need his ass alive. Chev Chelios. Let's save some bullets, dude."
"[Chico's cohorts throws Chelios unconscious body into vehicle trunk] Fuck you, Chelios!"
"[Hallucinations of blunt force-induced concussion, male voices] Fuck you Chelios! Hey fuck you Chelios! Fuck you Chelios! [Female voice] Fucking fuck your balls Chelios! [Male voices] Yo Chelios, fuck you! Fuck off Chelios! Fuck off Cheli-fucking-os!"
"He treated me like his hot little whore."
"[To Chev, about Venus after getting ejected from vehicle after suffering a seizure attack] Your friend has the gay condition. [Laughs]"
"[Poon Dong is driven around with him all dressed up and trying to get women's attentions, to Asian women] Hey, I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks. Oh, stop. Stop right here. Stop right here. Hey, baby. Hey. Hey, baby. How you doing? I'm doing okay, baby. Yeah? How you doing? What you need? You know what I need. Come on. Come on, Daddy."
"[To Eve] Look, baby. All right, I'm tryin' to be cool to you, but I will drop the hammer. [Holds up hand in a manner implying domestic violence] You want me to drop the hammer, baby? [Gets thrown onto a parked car by Eve of unexplained superhuman strength]"
"I can bet on my grandma's coochie, he's at the horse track!"
"[Referring to Eve while at the pornstar strike] I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back!"
"This is a weird scene; we've got pissed off beaver-hoover. I'm in pursuit."
"Jason Statham as Chev Chelios"
"In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eyewitnesses, a white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalizing its elderly driver, and then was removed from the scene before emergency personnel could respond. Without a body, the police have yet to piece together the events of a day that can only be described as...implausible. Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are."
"Efren Ramirez as Venus"
"Amy Smart as Eve Lydon"
"[Chico pisses in the wake of a motorboat] Massive homo cunt!"
"[Catches up with Johnny Vang after chase] Did I just drop some change... [grabs Johnny Vang by neck] ...or did I hear a chink?"
"[Upon seeing guys using a shock collar on their dog] You pair of sausage nigels! How do you sleep at night?"
"[Peering into Johnny's cooler] This isn't my fucking pumper! Becomes deeply revulsed] What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my fuckin' core. You have got some big problems, motherfucker. [Drops cooler on ground] What the fuck is that?"
"Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is, if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you."
"[To mistress Chocolate backtalking over a favor request] Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?"
"[To Poon Dong realizing his honey trapping folly, holds up surgical instruments in surgical gloves] Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch"."
"You my nigga. Can't get no bigger. L.A. Underground, we're like a family, man. We a freak-ass family, but we family, all right? We look out for our own."
"[To Chev] You are my shiny lunch box."
"I know where Johnny Vang go!"
"[To Chev, dry humping him] You need me like Whitney Houston, dude!"
"No fucky sucky for you asshole!"
"You want sticky me? [Starts humping Chev]"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.