The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat

"Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices."

"Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!"

"My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for sh*t! I better get my ass the f*** out of here!"

"I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, sh*t! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more"

"These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11."

"I've come a long way, baby!"