Wizards (film)

"I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed."

"Oh, why don't you sit there for a couple of hours while I figure it out?"

"[leading Peace by a rope] All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya."

"[clapping] You always did need an audience, you sap."

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!"

"I have always been good, and could even... be better sometimes."

"He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!"

"So, what are elves good for?"

"I still don't trust him."

"Funny you should say that."

"[to horse] Steady, Westwind. We'll eat alone, lest we sit with fools."

"Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!"

"Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?"

"Peace: Peace wants love... wants free... will help."

"General: [guffaws] If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!"

"Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!"

"An Epic Fantasy in a World of Peace and Magic."

"The ultimate futuristic fantastic epic."

"A fantasy vision of the future."

"An epic fantasy of peace and magic."

"Bob Holt – Avatar, an old but powerful wizard. According to Bakshi, he is an old magician who doesn't trust himself to do the job right, but he has a heart of gold and cares deeply for his friends and doing what is right."

"Jesse Welles – Elinore, Avatar's love interest"

"Richard Romanus – Weehawk, a noble elf warrior"

"David Proval – Necron 99/Peace, Blackwolf's former minion. He is renamed Peace by Avatar."

"Steve Gravers – Blackwolf, Avatar's evil brother"

"James Connell – President"

"Mark Hamill – Sean, son of the king of the mountain fairies and captain of the guards"

"Susan Tyrrell – Narrator (uncredited)"

"Ralph Bakshi – Fritz/Lardbottom/Stormtrooper (uncredited)"

"Angelo Grisanti – Larry the Lizard (uncredited)"