Smokey and the Bandit

"Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car - might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but dooon't do it."

"She insulted my town! She insulted my son! [Junior starts to say something] Shaddup! She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk fags! I can see her now... runnin' back up that aisle. No, she was dancin' back up the aisle. Her knockers bouncin' all over the joint. Her ass was wigglin' too!"

"[On the CB radio, hailing the Bandit] You got trouble comin'. My handle is Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbin' yo' ass right now!"

"[After trying to pass Snowman and being pit maneuvered] What we're dealing with here... is a complete lack of respect for the law."

"[Responding to a policeman who was unable to stop Bandit at a roadblock] You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

"Apology accepted. Now, [a truck passes by, blowing its air horn and conveniently obscuring his profanity] fuck off."

"[to Big and Little Enos] Oh, I love your suits. It must be a bitch finding suits size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf."

"[to Snowman's wife] I find it hard to look at you Waynette, especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah."

"[On why he's going to make the run to Texas and back] For the good 'ol American life. For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money."

"[In the middle of a car chase he explains to Carrie why they are being pursued] Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!"

"[Carrie is hyperly saying she wants to jump something in the car] Oh, jump me."

"[Over radio to Sheriff Justice] I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man."

"[Talking over CB radio] Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? Tell me what that woman's got on! (Pause) Her mind? [Laughs wildly] Ten-four!"

"You got the one Snowman! I'm eastbound and down!"

"[Writing out note for beer] Send... bill... to... Big... Enos... Burdette. (Trans-Am drives away) Burdette.. B... B-E-R... B-U-R... B... (Throws notepad aside) Hell, I got to go."

"[On the CB radio, about his dog] I'm gettin' worried about Fred here, he's lookin' a little thin in the skin!"

"Junior: [Chasing after his father, who is driving after the Bandit] Who's gonna hold your hat?!"

"Little Enos: [remarking to Big Enos about the Bandit's "legend" status] Well a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy!"

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

"Time to take to the road, for a quiet little drive in the country...or not."

"Hold up on that carwash there, gentlemen. (to boys stripping Carrie's car)"

"Burt Reynolds — Bo "the Bandit" Darville"

"Jackie Gleason — Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

"Jerry Reed — Cledus "Snowman" Snow"

"Sally Field — Carrie"

"Paul Williams (songwriter) — Little Enos Burdette"

"Pat McCormick — Big Enos Burdette"

"Mike Henry — Junior"