"He's been boosting cars since he was old enough to see over the dash. He stole my Mercedes. Had a lot of merch in it. I watched him do it, too. I didn't stop him, though, because I was just blinded by the balls on that kid."

"Look, here's the deal. You rob to support a drug habit. I do drugs to support a robbery habit."

"You think you're the last word in crazy? You're not. And believe me when I tell you, you don't want to see my Buddy mad. You haven't seen how relentless he is. Because when he sees red, you will see nothing but black."

"Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters, Inc.! It pisses me off!"

"Do me a favor. Next time Doc calls... Don't pick up."

"This year, volume up, pedal down."

"Tell me if I'm way off, Buddy: you were a stockbroker. Maybe a different wife, maybe kids. You stack your paper, but you say shit like, "work hard, play hard," but you play a little too hard. You rack up debt. The type of debt that would make a white man blush. Maybe you get into a little trouble. Maybe you get your hand caught in the corporate cookie jar. Maybe you leave and run off to the desert, maybe with your favorite lap dancer in tow. Maybe you disappear into a world consisting of three things: money, sex, drugs, and action. Oh, shit, that's four. Am I close?"

"Every road out takes him right back in."

"What y'all gonna do? Belt out showtunes on the way to the job? You don't need a score for a score. You just put your fucking foot on the gas and drive the goddamn car. That's all the music you need, folks."

"[referencing "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani] This shit is bananas, Doc. B-A-N-A-N-A-S."

"All you need is one killer track."

"It's gonna take more than a cassette to get you two out of this, because the news is all bad. Well, there is some good news. The good news is you like driving, because you can't take your foot off the gas for the next twenty-five years."

"Song is over, Baby. But I'm afraid you still have to face the music."

"Watch carefully because everything happens fast. The chase. The desert. The shack. The girl. The roadblock. The end."

"Karl Swenson - Sandy McKees"

"Dean Jagger - Prospector"

"Barry Newman - Kowalski"

"And today, in a beautiful gesture made by beautiful people, in beautiful downtown Goldfield, this radio station was named KOWalski, in honor of the last American hero, to whom speed means freedom of the soul. The question is not when's he gonna stop, but who is gonna stop him."

"Cleavon Little - Super Soul"

"Lee Weaver - Jake"

"Charlotte Rampling - Female hitchhiker"

"Anthony James - Male hitchhiker #1 (front seat)"

"It's the maximum trip... at maximum speed."

"David Gates - J. Hovah's piano player"

"Arthur Malet - Male hitchhiker #2 (back seat)"

"Bekka Bramlett - J. Hovah's baby"

"Severn Darden - Rev. J. 'Jessie' Hovah"

"Victoria Medlin - Vera Thornton"

"Tighten your seat belt. You never had a trip like this before."

"Rita Coolidge - J. Hovah's singer"

"Tom Reese - Sheriff"

"John Amos - Super Soul's engineer"

"Paul Koslo - Charlie"

"Owen Bush - Communications officer"

"Bill Drake - KLZ-FM reporter"

"Delaney Bramlett - J. Hovah's singer"

"Bonnie Bramlett - J. Hovah's singer"

"It's true, true, true, true, my friends. For, by the latest information, our soul Challenger has just broken the ring of evil the deep blue meanies have so righteously wrought. Get through 'em, baby! Get through 'em!"

"And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape... the last beautiful free soul on this planet. But, it is written: "If the evil spirit arms the tiger with claws, Brahman provided wings for the dove." Thus spake the super guru."

"Timothy Scott - Angel"

"Gilda Texter - Nude motorcycle rider"

"Kowalski, can you hear me? Do you hear me, Kowalski? Now, I know you can hear me, Kowalski. I'm sure you hear me now. This very minute. Now, you listen very carefully. The whole mobile force of the Nevada State Highway Patrol is after you. They waitin' for you to come up for air. Yeah. Now, some people imagine you'll try to get to California through Death Valley. And others bet you'll die there in the desert. These few are just too happy to see you vanish for good out there. But my tape deck is just as jammed with telegrams as my head is jammed with phone calls from people who are wishing you well in your getaway, no matter where it might lead you. I wish I could help you, but I can't. I can't. I don't think anybody can, except for that crazy lucky streak of yours. And now you're gonna need more luck. All of it, perhaps, and badly. You can beat the police, you can beat the road and you can even beat the clock. But you can't beat the desert. Nobody can."

"Robert Donner - Collins"

"Patrice Holloway - J. Hovah's singer"

"Dom DeLuise - Dr. Frederico "Doc" Carlucci"

"Sally Field - Carrie/"Frog""

"Paul Williams - Little Enos Burdette"

"Jerry Reed - Cledus "Snowman" Snow"

"It's another race against time for Burt, Sally and Jackie!"