The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"[singing] Dammit, Janet, I love you."

"[after the Transylvanians perform the Time Warp.] Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?"

"[Dr. Scott crashes through the laboratory wall.] Great Scott!"

"[repeated line.] Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss."

"[After Dr Frank N Furter asked Brad if he had any tattoos] Certainly not!"

"Hospitality! All we wanted to do was use your telephone, goddammit, a reasonable request you’ve chosen to ignore!"

"I don't like men with too many muscles."

"If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!"

"[singing] Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!"

"I'm a muscle fa-a-a-an!"

"Oh, dear, you're hurt! Did they do this to you?"

"[singing] I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance."

"[singing] I've tasted blood and I want MORE."

"Is he.. Frank, I mean, is he your husband?"

"How do you do? I/ see you've met my/ faithful handyman. He's just a/ little brought down, because/ when you knocked, he thought you were the candy-man."

"[singing] Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much of a man by the light of day,/ but by night I'm one hell of a lover!"

"[singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania!"

"You look like you're both pretty groovy!"

"Well, you got caught with a flat!/ Well, how 'bout that?/ Well, babies, don't you panic!/ By the light of the night,/ It'll all seem all right!/ I'll get you a satanic mechanic! [While singing 'how 'bout that?', Dr. Frank N. Furter looks directly into the camera and raises one eyebrow, implying that he may have had something to do with the breakdown]"

"So, come up to the lab,/ and see what's on the slab!/ I see you shiver with antici... [3-second long pause] ...pation./ But maybe the rain/ isn't really to blame,/ so I'll remove the cause.../ [chuckles] but not the symptom."

"Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists, you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research, and paradise is to be mine!"

"[after hacking Eddie to death with a ice-pick] One from the vaults. Don't be upset - it was a mercy killing. He had a certain naïve charm, but no muscle."

"In just seven days (And six long nights), I can make you a man. Dig it if you can."

"[hitting Riff-Raff with a whip] How did it happen?! I understood you were to be watching!"

"That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?"

"[singing] I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice! You better wise up, Janet Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste too nice! You better wise up, Janet Weiss!"

"[singing] It's something you'll get used to! A mental mind fuck can be nice!"

"Ok? Ok!? I think we can do better then that! Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?"

"[singing] Planet Schmanet, Janet!!!"

"[singing] Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard!"

"It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"

"Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?"

"COME! We are ready for the floor show!"

"[singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray? / That delicate satin-draped frame; / As it clung to her thigh, / How I started to cry, / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same!"

"[singing] Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it!"

"'Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home."

"Well, really, That’s no way to behave on your first day out… but, uhmm, since your such an exceptional beauty, I’m prepared to forgive you."

"I would like (You would, wouldn't you?), if I may (You may not.), to take you (Where?) on a strange journey. (How strange was it? It was so strange, they made a movie about it!)"

"It's just a jump to the left."

"[reading from dictionary] "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed... its slave."

"[Last spoken lines.] And crawling (Where?) on the planet's face, (What did you have for breakfast?) some insects (How'd you run your phone bill up so high?) called the human race. (Where's your neck?) Lost in time, (What's your favorite TV show?) lost in space... (What does this film lack?) and meaning."

"On a night out... (It was a Day's Inn) it was a night out they were going to remember (For how long?) for a very long time."

"You're wet. [after observing an obviously drenched Brad and Janet]"

"[singing] It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll."

"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants."

"Everything is in readiness, Master. We merely await your... word."

"[while Frank-N-Furter is hitting him with a whip] MERCYYYYYYY!"

"You know this earthling? [correcting himself.] This... person?"

"[laughing with Magenta, cuts off suddenly and turns to her] Hahahahaha—SHUT UP!"

"[singing] Frank'N'Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania, prepare the transit beam."