"Junior: [Chasing after his father, who is driving after the Bandit] Who's gonna hold your hat?!"

"Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car - might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys jus…"

"She insulted my town! She insulted my son! [Junior starts to say something] Shaddup! She insulted my authority! And t…"

"[On the CB radio, hailing the Bandit] You got trouble comin'. My handle is Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbin' yo' ass…"

"[After trying to pass Snowman and being pit maneuvered] What we're dealing with here... is a complete lack of respect…"

"[Responding to a policeman who was unable to stop Bandit at a roadblock] You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

"Apology accepted. Now, [a truck passes by, blowing its air horn and conveniently obscuring his profanity] fuck off."

"[to Big and Little Enos] Oh, I love your suits. It must be a bitch finding suits size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf."

"[to Snowman's wife] I find it hard to look at you Waynette, especially when you've got those things in your hair. Mak…"

"[On the CB radio, about his dog] I'm gettin' worried about Fred here, he's lookin' a little thin in the skin!"