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"[attempts to convince the snake to eat a mouse] Unleash the fury!"
"[singing] Tiny salmon swimming in a stream / Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream / The mynah bird says, "Caw. Ca-Caw" / The chimpanzee says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" / The friendly owl says, "Hoo, hoo-hoo" / But the salmon can only say, "Bloobloobloobloo. Blooboloobloobloo. Blooboloobolooooo-Blooblooo-Bloobloobloo." / And it's sad."
"Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?"
"You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself. Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day."
"Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping."
"Did you kill a cheetah?"
"Hey, it's 10 feet. Bob Hope could jump this in his golf cart. See, watch, I can spit across it."
"Did I say two fingers? Better make that three."
"Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time!"
"Corky the Dog: Hey, Old man... I got the fuckin' munchies real bad... what about you?"
"Grandpa Manilow: You gonna pass that doobie?"
"Jacob: [Text on his T-shirt] "God is awesome.""
"Beth: Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL?"
"Rubin: It's supposed to be a challenge, it's a shortcut! If it were easy it would just be the way."
"Corky the Dog: Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes... Right now."
"Breckin Meyer — Josh Parker"
"Seann William Scott — E.L."
"Amy Smart — Beth Wagner"
"Paulo Costanzo — Rubin Carver"
"DJ Qualls — Kyle Edwards"
"Tom Green — Barry Manilow"
"Frank Welker — Acrocanthosaurus"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.