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April 10, 2026
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"[talking to his plants] Ooh, Oaxaca. Ooh, sensi. How are you, my darling? Oh, God, your buds are getting so big. I have to get you a training bra. You got some lint in your belly button there. There you go. All right. Okay, you guys, be cool."
"Yeah, real funny, man... so funny I forgot to laugh..."
"Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!"
"The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed."
"You know we cannot trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it."
"[talking to a lizard] You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do..."
"Would you like to have a hamburger?"
"You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the hambur- [sniffs]"
"The story of two enterprising young men who make an amazing amount of money selling ice cream."
"The High Life Never Tasted So Good!"
"Cheech Marin - Cheech"
"Tommy Chong - Chong "Man""
"Stacy Keach - Sarge Stedanko"
"Paul Reubens - Howie Hamburger Dude"
"Evelyn Guerrero - Donna"
"Peter Jason - Detective Drooler"
"Tim Rossovich - Detective Noodles"
"Timothy Leary - Himself"
"Sandra Bernhard - Girl Nut"
"Tony Cox - Midget Nut (Credited as Joe Anthony Cox)"
"Michael Winslow - Superman Nut"
"Cheryl Smith - Group Blonde #1"
"Linnea Quigley - Group Blonde #2"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.