Mystery Men

"I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope...you better hope you're... asleep!"

"Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."

"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."

"I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone."

"I guess from now on I ride in a wolf pack...of one."

"Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"

"In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn't be flinging new memberships at every guy who puts together a pair of matching gloves and boots."

"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"

"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"

"I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."

"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

"I just wanted to say that I had a really great time tonight, and you were really nice to me, and I would love to, uh, take you out some time. But if I don't call you I just want you to know that it's because I'm dead."

"I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"

"[when asked by a reporter what his name and power is] "Hi, my name's Roy, and I'm in a super amount of pain right now.""

"People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"

"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"

"Guys, are you coming? Are you—? Great. Okay, fine. I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts alone. [hurts his crotch while trying to start up his motorcycle] Ow! Testicles rising...can't breathe...can't breathe."

"Let's go see what's shaking at the chez casa Casanova."

"Sweet dreams, lilac."

""Frack-u-later"...Franken-Puss!"

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."

"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."

"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"

"Invisible Boy, I think it's time for you to be seen."

"Spleen, I won't stand behind you...but I'll fight alongside you."

"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich??"

"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."

"Should we knock, or just let ourselves in?"

"We're not your classic heroes. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys. We're the guys nobody ever bets on."

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."

"[practicing his superhero banter]"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!""

"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."

"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."

"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."

"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."

"I say, 'What the FORK?'"

"May the forks be with us."

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

"Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."

"When you go invisible... you can feel it."

"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"

"It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing."

"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."

"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"

"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."

"If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."

"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."