First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"See, as the mainspring goes back and forth, the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass. It's a genuine antique and it keeps perfect time."
"And so there I am on the first day, on the set, and there's this guy fucking me from behind, right, and there's these two huge guys dressed like cops in my mouth at the same time and I remember thinking to myself, "I like acting. I wanna study.""
"I feel like I owe you a great fuck."
"There's a reason the horse is sixty to one though, y'know, he's probably got polio."
"I'm sure you're a state-of-the-art fellatrix."
"This guy's gonna put me in 27 separate Mason jars!"
"Adopt? What? I don't want to adopt. Not with my genes. I have award-winning genes."
"Woody Allen - Lennie Weinrib"
"Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash"
"Helena Bonham Carter - Amanda Weinrib"
"F. Murray Abraham - Greek Chorus leader"
"Michael Rapaport - Kevin"
"Olympia Dukakis - Jocasta"
"David Ogden Stiers - Laius"
"Jack Warden - Tiresias"
"Danielle Ferland - Cassandra"
"Peter Weller - Jerry Bender"
"Claire Bloom - Mrs. Sloan"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.